Facebook Quizzes That Should Never See The Light Of Day

Who else here spends their time on Facebook, poking people and making sure that every ounce of possible productivity is wasted? Not you? Fuck.

Okay, since nobody wants to admit surfing Facebook a lot (you fuckers), I’ll just ask you a question: who else is sick of the stupid quizzes that pop up one after another on your timeline? The occasional “Are You A Pervert?” taken by that hot girl who you used to masturbate to back in college would be fine, because her quiz results show that she is, indeed, a pervert. Afterward you go masturbating to the quiz results, but that’s another story.

But yeah, we’re getting way too many stupid quizzes on Facebook. You know what? Quizzes like “What is your name?” or “Did you go to [insert name of school]” or “pAnU k p0h mGmAhAL p0h????????” are just way too abundant on Facebook lately.

Seriously, I wonder how it can get worse. What sort of Facebook quizzes shouldn’t see the light of day?

Let me show you how bad it can get. Imagine logging on to Facebook one day and seeing these:

Well, even if we do get all those stupid Facebook quizzes, I guess nothing’s worse than seeing people click on “Like” for their own status messages. I mean, that’s pretty sad, right?

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http://www.misswicked.org Miss Dre

LOL @ clicking "LIKE" on your own status!
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  I actually automatically unfollow those who do. Yes, I'm mean.
http://blog.ditz-revolution.net Helga

What the shit, there's a like option for WP now? Whoa.
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  It's a plugin. Here ya go.
Rico

People actually like their own facebook statuses? (I've only seen it once; maybe I don't check statuses/walls too often)

Yes, those quizzes (and other meme-like stuff) are frustrating. If not the facebook games, it's almost the only thing that flood the facebook networks.
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  It's flooding Facebook. Use the Greasemonkey script "Facebook Purity" to get rid of app messages.
http://joelavatari.com Joel Avatari

How about the "How long is your cock?"

Or fan pages of

1. God
2. Creation
3. Air
4. Facebook.

WTF RITE?
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  This gives me an idea for a follow-up entry. High five, brotha!
http://hearthur.blogspot.com philos

Too true! Too true I'm afraid. Irritating really how these quizzes keep popping left and right. I wonder if you can give me the link to that gramr and spalng quiz though… I should very much like to give it a shot :p
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  BUT U SEE TAHT QUIZ DO3SNT 3XIST!1!11!1 WTF LOL =(
- http://chickenmafia.com/ joyfulchicken
  
  And you would probably fail the quiz anyway.
http://kimmy.i.ph Kimmeh

LOLOLOL
http://paperpins.blogspot.com paperpins

i used to think that opposite the thumbs-up for Like this was a thumbs down icon—that of course turned out to be comments symbol. -.-
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  I didn't notice that. I hafta check it out.
http://ibeejing.com Beejing

Yeah, I've been hating FB Quizzes. As far as I could recall I only took 3 quizzes and ignored all. To point out as well, it's weird why people likes their own statuses – naturally they should like it coz it's theirs. LOL
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  Yeah. I just realized I'm not the only one who has that pet peeve then.
http://donyaquixote.com DQ

last image >> wonderful, wonderful.

*insert standing ovation here*
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  Thank you, thank you. *bows*
http://jrocas.com.ph Jhay

Why do I have the feeling you've answered half of the quizzes you've mentioned here?

Maybe you should create one something similar, like "how retarded are you?" Or "how emo are you?" Then figure out how to make money out of it, that way, you'll be famous, on Facebook at least, and be filthy f*ckin rich!
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  Every answer is an adsense click? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
- leroy
  
  there is a quiz that goes like "are you an emo or a punk?" , and there are just about 4-5 questions. haha. shit.
lars

i cant relate. dont have a facebook account. lol.
- http://crazyinsane.i.ph Yel
  
  ha.ha.ha. you are funneh.
http://soul.beyondeternal.com Euri

ME!!! Can they please ABOLISH those STUPID quizzes?! They're flooding my Facebook account! Geez! D=
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  I can stand the occasional stupid quiz or two, but it's a freaking FLOOD in there.
CM

"How much do you want to bite off the heads of idiots who keep sending you quizzes and tags and useless applications?"

Exactly why I killeded FB. Fully rehabilitated and less homicidal since, thank you very much.
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  This CM, whatta pa-mysterious effect. 8->
http://stylecebu.com kristine

Can you see who "likes" your LIKES IT plugin?
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  I'd love to have that functionality, but no, I can't see who likes my posts.
http://goodtimesmanila.com deejay

ROTFL-how could anyone, i mean, anyone, wank off to FB quiz results?!? ade, frankly, i'm amazed.

hilarious quizzes, nakakatempt i-take. nyehehe. i sometimes take these dumb quizzes just to see my results but don't publish them coz i don't wanna appear just as dumb as those who made the quiz. harharhar!
http://www.risforrogue.i.ph cheska

i am one of the few who don't take the quizzes in fb. i really don't see the point in answering most of them.

so there are people out there who like their own FB status? why?!?
leroy

another FB epic fail-ness.

Andi Manzano(a hooooot dj) posted

"Cory Aquino passed away today.. may she rest in peace."

and then her fans(still counting…) LIKED the status, wtf is that? haha. shit happens all the time.
- http://blog.ademagnaye.com Ade
  
  No freakin' way.
  
  Seriously, people don't know when to NOT use "Like." *facepalm*
  - leroy`
    
    p.s.
    i'm not one of those who LIKEd her status. though i alomost clicked on it. it has been a habit. shit. haha!
http://twitter.com/marvinpido @marvinpido

Dude, you're always entertaining. Keep it up!
kenny s daing

Add me to FB and you will see the most stupid game created.
http://humanbullshit.wordpress.com Ape

even my mother-in-law's driver has a goddamn facebook account.

shit aint right.
http://allabouteeepc.com a.cantos

o yeah… im also sick of those quizzes. i tried it before because i thought they have something to add to my empty brains but, omg, who's that celebrity? how maniac are you? those kind of things… really fill up my brains. hehe…
http://unixbitch.com wendy

"Well, even if we do get all those stupid Facebook quizzes, I guess nothing’s worse than seeing people click on “Like” for their own status messages. I mean, that’s pretty sad, right?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA true!! :p
kentwotimes

That is pretty sad! lol well guess what, there were facebook users that messages you on chat saying "pls like my status.." that is the saddest thing. ever. XD (and my grammar is the 2nd saddest thing.)

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