Monthly Archives: June 2009

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

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The Russian War on Emo

By Ade | Published: June 17, 2009

MOSCOW – Apparently, them Russians have had enough of their kids dressing weirdly. Fed up with their children’s black-dressing and bad hair ways, the Russian government is passing a law that will effectively ban emo hairstyles and emo dress styles in schools and government buildings. A behind-the-scenes look at the legislative process. The laws are [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged emo, law, music, protest, russia, satire, stupid, twilight | 28 Comments

Los Paranoias [or how A/H1N1 is driving us crazy]

By Ade | Published: June 9, 2009

That swine flu thing has finally reached our shores, and the number of infected people are escalating. So, what’s most logical thing to do? Panic. Yes, that’s what we’re doing now. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not downplaying the effects of swine flu. It’s dangerous and all, but seeing people around me panic is just [...]

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It seemed like a really good idea at the time: the Vibra-Finger Gum Massager

By Ade | Published: June 2, 2009

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Posted in Stuff | Tagged band, double entendre, filler, gig, innuendos, lose your beer belly, vibra-finger gum massager | 15 Comments

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