Monthly Archives: May 2009

My Songwriting Skills Need Work

By Ade | Published: May 25, 2009

Every weekend, my bandmates and I meet up in one of those coffee shops scattered in the metro. Aside from playing Gino Padilla’s “Closer You And I” ad nauseam, we also try to write songs. My bandmates, in my opinion, are badass songwriters. They can take one mundane situation like “I was about to cross [...]

Posted in Personal | Tagged band, blue balls, china, gig, in china they eat me, lose your beer belly, music, otherside by lose your beer belly, songwriting | 26 Comments

AdeFAIL: Watching Star Trek

By Ade | Published: May 19, 2009

So after a week of (unsuccessfully) avoiding spoilers, I finally decided to finally go and watch the latest Star Trek movie. So the girlfriend was unavailable and I had nobody else to watch it with, which is why I went to the cinema alone. I tell you, it can get pretty awkward. I went, all [...]

Posted in Personal | Tagged chased, creeped-out girl, movie, parody, scream, Star Trek, star trek jokes | 18 Comments

Caption Contest: The Star Trek-Star Wars… war.

By Ade | Published: May 11, 2009

So guys, this is one of those rare moments when I decide to spare you my unfunniness and I let you guys write my blog entry for me. So I’m going to post here a random picture which I have no idea what to do about, and I’ll let you guys make up captions for [...]

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Caption Contest, katra, klingon, spock, star trek jokes, star war jokes, strorm trooper | 9 Comments

How to tell if your neighbors are zombies

By Ade | Published: May 5, 2009

This is a question nobody takes seriously: are your neighbors zombies? For all you know, you could be in the middle of a party, drinking your 7th beer while people are getting crazy on the karaoke, then you pass out. Five hours later, you wake up with your brains missing. Dang! One of your neighbors [...]