Monthly Archives: April 2009

Adulthood is Overrated. I Want My Money Back. (Obligatory Birthday Post)

By Ade | Published: April 23, 2009

Today, I’m 26. I’m seriously beginning to dread this one number added to my age every year, and for good reason. I’m now entering this stage in life that people lovingly refer to as “late 20′s.” I hate that. It’s like I should look at these other 20 year-olds and be this guy who’s pensive [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged adulthood, birthday, bruce lee, funny, introspection, late-20s, life, quarterlife crisis | 53 Comments

Beating the Heat, Ade Style

By Ade | Published: April 20, 2009

This has been one of the hottest summers ever. Who here hasn’t been complaining how humid and unbearable the weather is lately? Case in point: last week, while walking to work, I smelled something burning while I was in the middle of Ortigas. Also, I felt something at my feet. I figured out that the [...]

Posted in Stuff | 22 Comments

Notes on Holy Week

By Ade | Published: April 15, 2009

I started this Holy Week thing with high hopes. This year, I hoped to start reflecting and doing some inner discovery stuff like that. I mean, after the major fail that was last year, I’d rather do something positive for myself for once. And by positive, I mean anyhing that gives me a warm, fuzzy [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for EMO ZOMBIES

By Ade | Published: April 3, 2009

Since the beginning of this advice column dedicated to helping out those who are helplessly unable to find happiness, we have come to realize that we at Down The Highway have neglected a significant portion of our readership: the zombies. Last Thursday, one avid zombie reader visited the DtH offices. Since his brains were already [...]

Posted in Questions | Tagged advice column, death, eye socket, grave, gross, ribcage, zombie | 26 Comments

i LoVe Charice Pempengco LOL

By Ade | Published: April 1, 2009

I dont get it. Why sila super bilib na bilib kay Sarah Geronimo? Eh hinde naman sya marunong kumanta LOL. Incoming search terms for this article: sarah geronimo, sarah geronimo images, charice pempengco, charise pengpenco, sara geronimo, Sarah Geronimo A Very Special Love, charice pipingko, charice pempemngco, charice pempengco 2009, charice pempengco oprah

Posted in Specials | Tagged april 1, april fools, charice pempengco, sarah geronimo | 58 Comments