Today, I’m 26. I’m seriously beginning to dread this one number added to my age every year, and for good reason. I’m now entering this stage in life that people lovingly refer to as “late 20′s.” I hate that. It’s… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Adulthood is Overrated. I Want My Money Back. (Obligatory Birthday Post)
Tagged with: adulthood, birthday, bruce lee, funny, introspection, late-20s, life, quarterlife crisis
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
Beating the Heat, Ade Style
This has been one of the hottest summers ever. Who here hasn’t been complaining how humid and unbearable the weather is lately? Case in point: last week, while walking to work, I smelled something burning while I was in the… Read more ›
Posted in Stuff
Notes on Holy Week
I started this Holy Week thing with high hopes. This year, I hoped to start reflecting and doing some inner discovery stuff like that. I mean, after the major fail that was last year, I’d rather do something positive for… Read more ›
Tagged with: Anal Sex Real Nakadashi, bacon briefs, beer, church, fapping off, heat, Holy Week, Lord Satan, Manson Family, maria ozawa, Punisher: War Zone, raindance, Saaya Irie, summer, testicles, The Little Mermaid, Ursula, vj greg, wanking, Wonder Woman
Posted in Personal
Posted in Personal
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for EMO ZOMBIES
Since the beginning of this advice column dedicated to helping out those who are helplessly unable to find happiness, we have come to realize that we at Down The Highway have neglected a significant portion of our readership: the zombies.… Read more ›
i LoVe Charice Pempengco LOL
I dont get it. Why sila super bilib na bilib kay Sarah Geronimo? Eh hinde naman sya marunong kumanta LOL. Incoming search terms for this article: sarah geronimo, sarah geronimo images, charice pempengco, charice pengpenco, sarah geronimo hot, charise pengpenco,… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
