As everyone and their grandmother knows, I am a geek. Just take one glance at my stuff and you can arrive at the same conclusion because of my extensive comic book collection, various gadgets (and by “gadgets” I mean iPods… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: February 2009
I Hate Technology.
Tagged with: asus, computer, failure, hard drive, hate, simpledrive, simpletech, technology
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
This be my Post-Valentine’s Day, um, Post
Let me get this out of my chest: Valentine’s Day is a big crock of shit. Sure, it feels good dedicating one whole day to love. And of course, if you’ve got dates and all, it wouldn’t hurt to blow… Read more ›
AdeFAIL: Race To The Gravy
As most of you know, I love food. You know, you can take one glance at my humongous frame and you’d probably conclude that I love food. Also, the five chilidogs I have in my mouth would be a pretty… Read more ›
So, what did Superman sing to kill Darkseid?
In Final Crisis #7, the evil overlord of Apokilips, Darkseid, has become EVERYTHING. And Superman takes the damn god out with a SONG. Seriously. He fucking sings with all he’s got, and he fucking kills a fricking almost-immortal god with… Read more ›
Tagged with: bon jovi, final crisis, meme, memes, song, superman, superman kills darkseid
Posted in Specials
Posted in Specials
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 11
Seriously, there’s no better way to kick off February’s round of Valentine’s-related posts than a couple of letters from our favorite advice column for those funny-looking kids we like to laugh at and kick around and lovingly call emos, Down… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
