Monthly Archives: January 2009

Pointers for the guy who tried to steal my wallet in the MRT

By Ade | Published: January 31, 2009

Man, your last attempt to steal my wallet was a dismal failure. I have never seen a pickpocket crash and burn so spectacularly in my life. How can you expect to feed your children with stolen money if your continue to work that way? But don’t worry, unlike your other victims, I won’t laugh at [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Personal | Tagged discreet, how to steal a wallet, money, MRT, ninja, pickpocket, redneck, stupid, train, wallet | 42 Comments

Stupid Horoscopes.

By Ade | Published: January 28, 2009

Seriously, I don’t get horoscopes. Sure, I know why people go gaga over it. Nothing feels better than being told “you’ll meet the man of your dreams when you get a new job but you’ll get money problems so you better be careful about your money”. But yeah, won’t we all have money problems if [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged cellphone, fat, health, horoscope, love, predictions, sendentary, sorsi, stupid | 13 Comments

An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog

By Ade | Published: January 22, 2009

Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the times I’m not preoccupied escaping your jaws (which from this point onwards I shall call “Fangs of Rabid Doom”), [...]

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Notes on the End of the World, 2012

By Ade | Published: January 8, 2009

If all this hulabaloo we’re hearing on the internet and Wikipedia is true, then the world is about to end on December 21, 2012. No, seriously. It says so on the Mayan Calendar. In fact, if you check this site out, you’d get some really informative stuff like this: Q – According to Mayan calculations, [...]

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The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Best of 2008

By Ade | Published: January 5, 2009

2008 has come and gone, and unlike 2007, I haven’t been assraped this time. Nosiree, 2008 has been a great year for me. It may have started on a really bad note (must be the 2007 hangover), but it ended rather awesomely. Kind of like this. Only with more Darth Vader. Yeah, that’s how the [...]