Yearly Archives: 2008

The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!

By Ade | Published: August 31, 2008

Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the combustion engine. Atomic bomb? Not even close. Beer? Well, beer’s important, but not close. Ladies and gents, I present [...]

Posted in Weirdness | Tagged cd-r king, dog, laptop-humping, usb, weird, wtf | 23 Comments

Drugstore Clerk Etiquette for Condom-buying Customers

By Ade | Published: August 25, 2008

I swear, condom-buying is already as stressful as it is: you have to walk around the store pretending to be buying something totally unrelated, hence you have to pick up random shit like deodorants and paper clips and toenail clippers and toothpaste and merely pretend to stumble upon the condom by accident in case that [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged condoms, embarrassment, im probably losing my inheritance as i write this, john candy, laughed at, retardicity, schmade, secks | 29 Comments

Review: The Machine Girl

By Ade | Published: August 20, 2008

When you ask me what my favorite movie is, I’d probably stay quiet for a while and give you some pretentious artsy shit like City of God, or even the incomprehensible Babel to impress you. And if you happen to possess a vagina, I’d probably even name Orson Welles and Akira Kurosawa as my favorite [...]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged blood, chainsaws, disembodied finger sushi, drill bra, flying guillotine, flying limbs and heads, japanese movie, machine girl, ninjas, revenge, review, tempura, yakuza | 21 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

By Ade | Published: August 15, 2008

It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. I know, I know, the reason you return to this blog is that you wanna read up on my [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged filler, inner child, jokes, knock knock jokes, lolz, retardicity, unfunny | 20 Comments

The Bass That Blogging Bought

By Ade | Published: August 11, 2008

As you all know, I’m a bassist. A really lousy one, but whatev. So anyway, for the longest time I’ve been borrowing bass guitars left and right mainly because my old bass hasn’t really been usable. It’s really hard to play the riff of “Come Together” with this. If you remember, way back in [...]