Yearly Archives: 2008

I Went to the Trinoma Bloggers Food Tour and I Got Nothing to Show for It

By Ade | Published: January 17, 2008

So I was writing about the recent Trinoma Blogger Food Tour which I recently participated in, right? I was in the middle of a five-paragraph, 1,500 word article which I slaved over for two days already. I actually wrote an awesome entry about the awesome people I hung out with (Lauren, Fritz, Noemi, Juned, Jayvee, [...]

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Inner Child Therapy: On Aging

By Ade | Published: January 7, 2008

Ade:   This morning, I found three gray hairs on my head. Inner Child:   So? Ade:   That means I’m growing old, you insensitive sonofabitch. Inner Child:   And tell me again, why should I care? Ade:   Um, because you’re part of my subconscious? Inner Child:   And? Ade:   I knew it, you couldn’t care less if I’m on [...]

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My Grand Plan to Save the World From Karaoke

By Ade | Published: January 3, 2008

So I woke up with a headache today. It’s not really a nice feeling to wake up with a hangover after spending a night downing glass after glass of Bailey’s until I felt the world spin around me just before passing out. And spending new year’s day with this awesomemifically-painful-sonofabitch-I-want-to-drill-my-brains-out-with-a-pencil headache. Then the inevitable happened: [...]

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