Yearly Archives: 2008

Hamlet (I Don’t Have an Imaginative Title. Whatev)

By Ade | Published: February 5, 2008

My earliest memory of Shakespeare was way back in 1993 when our driver, nicknamed “Shakespeare”, barged into my room in the middle of the night when I was asleep and- wait. Not that. My other early Shakespeare memory was when I did my grade three book report on Romeo and Juliet. No, seriously. Well, actually, [...]

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Valentine’s Day Countdown: A Tale of Bitterness. And Lust.

By Ade | Published: February 3, 2008

In a few weeks, almost everyone I know will be celebrating Valentine’s Day. You know, that day where chocolate manufacturers, contraceptive vendors, and seedy motels will make a killing. Also, it’s the day where everyone gets to shack up with someone and be generally happy. I, on the other hand, will probably be shacked up [...]

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Toys

By Ade | Published: January 27, 2008

Sometimes, I swear, there is a big conspiracy that purports to make little kids a sex-crazed generation. How, you may ask? You see, toys like Bratz teach little girls how to dress as skankily as possible, Dora Aquapets make for very private bedroom fun for all ages, and childhood heroes like Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay [...]

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The Anatomy of a Man Blog Article

By Ade | Published: January 22, 2008

NOTE: Originally published for  The Man Blog. We all get our Man Blog articles in our RSS feeds daily. We read it, take a good laugh, and then we forget all about it. But have you ever thought of all the hard work, pain, tears, sweat, and other bodily fluids your Man Blog Editors invest [...]

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Five Things That I Want in 2008

By Ade | Published: January 19, 2008

This is seriously one of the times where I have absolutely nothing to write about. Seriously. So after two years of resisting, I finally raise the white flag and answer a meme. Yes, a meme. On my blog. Stop laughing. Seriously. No, seriously, stop it. Google Image Search result for “meme” So I was tagged [...]

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