Yearly Archives: 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman

By Ade | Published: June 3, 2008

I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune: WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway. Nigerian Tribune learnt [...]

Posted in Specials, Weirdness | Tagged assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, road, stupid, superstition, weird, woman | 17 Comments

Anger Management, I Fail At It

By Ade | Published: June 1, 2008

I’ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don’t kill me.) But I’m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and it’s starting to worry me. Anger. It bursts me at the seams. Take this [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged anger, anger management, armpit hair, armpits, Facebook, fail, fantasy, fat, lolz, MRT, turkey sandwich, zen, zen bubble | 21 Comments

Halloes Ladies.

By Ade | Published: May 25, 2008

Let’s just say last week was pretty weird for me. I’d rather not go into details, but let me just say the weirdness went into automatic proportions (a private joke there, har har har- what.) which rather left me depressed for the remainder of the week. If not for Sorsi I’d probably be depressed still. [...]

Posted in Personal | Tagged automatic, bitter, bullshit, drivel, emo, rejection, retard, retardicity, women | 30 Comments

Metro Manila: A Survival Guide

By Ade | Published: May 16, 2008

You see the vast expanse of urban decay. You see an endless road, cluttered with tricycles, jeepneys, taxis, and various vehicles. In the horizon you see an impressive skyline of buildings, and at their feet you see a pile of makeshift homes made of used tires and rusted corrugated metal. And everything is coated with [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Specials, The Man Blog | Tagged humor, metro manila, philippine dildo, rape, sexual assault, The Man Blog | 32 Comments

In This Entry Ade Talks About Marriage. And Stuff

By Ade | Published: May 12, 2008

I spent the weekend in internet-less rural Laguna. You know, those places where we have to hunt wild boars for food and offer burnt sacrifices to Maria Makiling to prevent the dragon from eating the sun, hence delaying the end of the world and giving the tribes more time to engage in orgies and human [...]