Notes on “Eva Fonda”
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I interrupt my blogging hiatus to write an entry about Eva Fonda. And I think I’ve sunk to an all-time low with this blog, ladies and gentlemen.
The new teleserye from ABS-CBN has opened up so much discussion on Plurk that I just had to go and watch it. Besides, I don’t think I have anything better to do with my time. Iyottube.com can get old if you’ve been surfing it for two weeks in a row, really. And seriously, how could you resist watching this?
Oh hai thar Cristine Reyes. ‘Sup? Also, OGC.
Just look at Cristine Reyes there. How could you not get entranced by her lovely face, and those eyes, and- wait, you reading this? Fuck.
DON’T JUDGE ME.
Okaaaay, to keep the creepiness in this entry from going overboard, I shall stop here before I post more creepy shit about me drooling over her bewbs staring at her beauty fapping to her I give up. Instead, I shall post a list of my thoughts whenever I see an episode of Eva Fonda. Because lists are benign and, well, not creepy. I think. And I won’t even talk about boobs.
- There aren’t enough dinosaurs in there to keep my attenti- holy shit, look at the size of those BOOBS!
- There’s way too much blood flowing in this show, they might as well rename it to “Dinuguan” and nobody would notice the difference.
- It’s like ABS-CBN had a surplus of fake blood and created a show just to get rid of it.
- The obligatory “pull-at-each-others-hair-and-slap-each-other-silly” bitchfight scenes need to have torn clothes exposing various body parts or else I won’t care.
- Apparently, walking around in a rural village while dressed skimpily is normal behavior for rural hot mestiza lasses. I knew living in the city was a mistake.
- Every male on the show is a sex-starved pervert. Just like on the internets.
- Bewbs don’t bounce that way in real life, do they?
So there you go, that’s the in-depth peek into what was running into my mind while I was watching Eva Fonda. So the next time you see me, please don’t get creeped out or something, ok?
not that it isn’t rating low, but do you know what would make this show’s ratings skyrocket even more to astronomical levels? monkeys. in swimsuits. also more boobs.
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Monkeys in swimsuits punching dinosaurs in banana hammocks!!11
And boobs.
Eva Fondaaaaaahhhh. MINE!
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Ok visit http://www.cristinereyes.net often LOL
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… thank you for posting a link so Cristine Reyes can see my intelligible ramblings about her. :(
My classmates have been talking about this too. Hmm, perhaps I should give it a try for a more objective, sensible, gentleman-like review.
NOT!!!!
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Her right boob looks weird, like it’s not quite settled into the bra.
…
WHAT? Girls size up other girls’ boobs all the time.
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What a coincidence! Guys size up girls’ boobs all the time too.
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oo nga no :D parang. alien… (woot)
*looking closely..*
hindi din pantay.. look oh! :D
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Eva Fonda? More like Eva FONDLE!
AMIRITE GAIS? (highfive)
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WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT
because Pau says you’re gay?
*runs away*
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FAG!
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*LOL* I was laughing while reading ur post on Eva Fonda. Funny funny man, you are. :)
Wait, Cess, what are you doing here?! Don’t read Ade’s blog if you value your sanity!
…I’m kidding. You know I digs ya, Ade!
…
Err, what?
So Eva Fonda… she’s hot, non?
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Hey Cess! Thanks for visiting!
You know Ade, I already tuned out this show because people at my house love watching soaps, and I hate soaps. Your post has shown me the error of my ways.
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hmmm…will now look for some episodes in youtube…
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The canning of the soap seems to be effective.
Ooooh anything Cristine Reyes doesn’t matter, find myself watching banana split all the time because of her..
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There we go! High five!
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Hi jou! Just blog hopping from ur blog to Ade’s haha. im pretty bored and this blog really cracked me up.
OMG I want to watch. I haven’t seen it yet. Pag hindi ako nagandahan kay Eva Fonda ha.
…wala lang. I don’t really care. I don’t think she’s hot. She’s pretty daw in person. *shrugs*
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… I just realized how prophetic this comment is.
Can’t wait to be a guy to do her. But then again there’s the strap-on dildo. Hmm.
Yes, the “strap-on dildo action on Eva Fonda” option seems enticing.
Oh so that’s what the show’s called! Saw the billboard along SLEX and kept on wondering “What Fonda?” Amazingly, you never mentioned her recent Maxim shoot.
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Ah crap I watched some of this when I was home for the holidays coz my mum loves soaps, and I found myself wanting to watch more. Haha. Yes, it must be the boobs. Or Rustom Padilla’s utter prettiness. Or the she’s-pregnant-with-crazy-stalker-rapist-Baron-Geisler’s-character’s-baby plot twist. Hah. Crap, I don’t have a tv here in Mla. NOOOoooo!!!
Oh, I stumbled in here while surfing for stuff on the golf course mauling incident. Imagine that. Nice blog.
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Hey there!
Well, I guess the “a rape scene a day” formula works so well in Eva Fonda.
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