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Meme: Names I Go By (BORING TITLE! HUZZAH!)

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So I’ve been tagged by Christine The Jew. So you know, I’m really not into answering memes, but I’m fighting off a flu and my brain’s totally not functioning, so yeah, I’ll do a big case of the lazy and answer that meme.

Basically, the premise is simple: Share the different names that different people call you.

  • Adrian – this is what people who have known me since childhood (relatives, childhood friends, and Mang Loretto the tricycle driver) have called me.It’s on my frigging birth certificate, for crying out loud. How boring can my name get?
  • Ade – For the last four or five years, people have been calling me Ade. Basically, I want a shortened version of “Adrian” without sounding like a certain sickness a certain retired basketball player named Magic Johnson has. Okay, so I have a short-ass nickname. Who would’ve thought that people would find different ways to pronounce it?
    • So I’ve been called “Eeeyyyyd”.
    • Also, I’ve been called “Ah-deh”. This usually makes me cringe.
    • And people also use “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYHD!!!” this usually involves moments of strong emotion, like when I run away with your food or something.

People also call me other names, and I go by:

  • Magnaye! – I don’t know how my last name (with an exclamation point) became a nickname, but people like Tahn use it. Inexplicably.
  • Gerard – this is what people from grade school (classmates, teachers, and Alvin the securty guard) have called me. Why? it’s on my frigging birth certificate as well. I hate this name. Please don’t use this, lest I find you and scoop your eyes out with a plastic Jolibee spoon.
  • Gerald – this is what people too retarded to know the difference between R and L use (mostly teachers from grade school).
  • Dominic Ochoa – Shut up.

I also go by “pervert”, “douchebag”, “that creepy sweaty guy who likes to rub his crotch while he stares at me across the room”, and “Schlong McLong” (don’t ask) but let’s not go there.

So Christine The Jew, I’ve obliged and now I’m tagging a few people to keep this curse meme alive. So I’m tagging Yel the girlfriend (OF COURSE), Kring, Tahn, Ozy, Steel, Helga, CM, Euri, and Noelle.

And you, what are your nicknames?

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16 Comments

  1. FunnySexy, October 12, 2008:

    am definitely doing this, Magnaye!!!! LOLOLOLZ!

    FunnySexy´s last blog post..“When I Grow Up I Wanna Be…”

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 10:04 am:

    Yay Elenzano!

    (Since when did we go to last-name basis anyway?)

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  2. Baddie, October 12, 2008:

    You forgot “GAYdrian FAGnaye”.

    Baddie´s last blog post..Things I Think About While Swimming in Our Pool

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 10:02 am:

    Shut up, FAGgie.

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  3. Steel, October 12, 2008:

    Your diary says Adriahn Gehrahrd.

    Steel´s last blog post..Random junk off my trunk!: Pedestrain Crossing

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 10:03 am:

    Oh yeah, RAMIL BAKAL?

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  4. avatar, October 12, 2008:

    let’s make a new one!!

    ah-geh!! from adrian and gerard!!

    see? wasn’t that fun ah-geh?

    avatar´s last blog post..80. Toy talk: Voltron

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 10:06 am:

    Foine, Avatari.

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  5. Noelle De Guzman, October 13, 2008:

    I have no website these days. :(

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 10:05 am:

    Why’s it taking too long to be back up?:(

    Also, you still have your http://noelledeg.i.ph anyway. =P

    (Yes, shameless i.PH plug)

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  6. Joni, October 13, 2008:

    Dominic Ochoa! When are you going back to show business? :D

    Joni´s last blog post..Weekend Snapshots #7: My Pamili

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 1:58 pm:

    Aba, may show ako ngayon! Hush-hush!

    … parang Gosspi Girl ripoff lang.

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  7. jen, October 13, 2008:

    you forgot “adelyn” when you used to be part of this group called simbulaklakness..hahaha

    jen´s last blog post..Book Worm

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 1:55 pm:

    Wait, when did I become Adelyn?

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    jen replied on October 14th, 2008 12:14 am:

    remember, each male team member need to undergo this blood compact thingy with the leader alone in a dark dingy room and then a name will be given to you..i guess you can’t remember it because you were dead sleep, must be the beer he gave you that night.LOL

    jen´s last blog post..Book Worm

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  8. jungzx, October 13, 2008:

    Yes, yes. From now on I will refer to you as Dom. Short for Dominic. Dominic Ochoa. :D

    jungzx´s last blog post..By any other name, I would smell as sweet. I guess.

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 1:54 pm:

    NOOOOES NOT DOM. PLEASE NOT DOM. I BEG YOU.

    (Pwede pa Papa Doms, pero wag Dom.)

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  9. Ka-yiiii, October 13, 2008:

    ‘Magnaye!’ is my favorite. heeee

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 2:01 pm:

    ABBASS!

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  10. Helga, October 13, 2008:

    DUDE PUTANGINA BAKIT MAY MGA PUSO PUSO SA BLOG MO OMG LOLZ DEAD

    Helga´s last blog post..HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!

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    Ade replied on October 13th, 2008 1:59 pm:

    ABA EWAN KO PUTANGINA DI KO RIN ALAM KUNG SAAN NANGGALING YUNG PUSO PUSO PAKSHET ANG BADING

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  11. Perf, October 13, 2008:

    Hmmm… from now on i shall call you “Magn-Ade…”

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  12. Cars, October 15, 2008:

    AHHH.. deh.
    Sry, can’t think of anything witty to say. Still. Half. Asleep.

    ZzzZZZZzZZz.

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  13. CM, October 17, 2008:

    Boo you didan’t tell me you tagged me! I write answer laters, Gerald. *snickers*

    CM´s last blog post..The Sweetest Shit

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  14. Keyser, October 17, 2008:

    What’s wrong with Adrian? It’s a beautiful name! Rocky’s girfriend is named Adrian. And most other beautiful women….

    Keyser´s last blog post..That sometimes you begin to wonder what the Great Wall is made of

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  15. Zigfred, October 17, 2008:

    Great idea for a post ! I’ll start a name post sometime just like this :-)

    By the way Marghil Macuha and I have just launched our free new blogging ebook. You might want to help us promote it. Check it out at zdiaz.com/index.php/2008/09/29/finally-our-very-own-guerilla-blogging-ebook/

    Zigfred´s last blog post..A tutorial on how to hack paypal

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  16. April Zara, October 20, 2008:

    Dominic Ochoa – Shut up.

    BWAHAHAHAHA.
    I’m finally blog-hopping again. After like a year? Lol.

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