Meme: Names I Go By (BORING TITLE! HUZZAH!)

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So I’ve been tagged by Christine The Jew. So you know, I’m really not into answering memes, but I’m fighting off a flu and my brain’s totally not functioning, so yeah, I’ll do a big case of the lazy and answer that meme.

Basically, the premise is simple: Share the different names that different people call you.

  • Adrian - this is what people who have known me since childhood (relatives, childhood friends, and Mang Loretto the tricycle driver) have called me.It’s on my frigging birth certificate, for crying out loud. How boring can my name get?
  • Ade - For the last four or five years, people have been calling me Ade. Basically, I want a shortened version of “Adrian” without sounding like a certain sickness a certain retired basketball player named Magic Johnson has. Okay, so I have a short-ass nickname. Who would’ve thought that people would find different ways to pronounce it?
    • So I’ve been called “Eeeyyyyd”.
    • Also, I’ve been called “Ah-deh”. This usually makes me cringe.
    • And people also use “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYHD!!!” this usually involves moments of strong emotion, like when I run away with your food or something.

People also call me other names, and I go by:

  • Magnaye! - I don’t know how my last name (with an exclamation point) became a nickname, but people like Tahn use it. Inexplicably.
  • Gerard - this is what people from grade school (classmates, teachers, and Alvin the securty guard) have called me. Why? it’s on my frigging birth certificate as well. I hate this name. Please don’t use this, lest I find you and scoop your eyes out with a plastic Jolibee spoon.
  • Gerald - this is what people too retarded to know the difference between R and L use (mostly teachers from grade school).
  • Dominic Ochoa - Shut up.

I also go by “pervert”, “douchebag”, “that creepy sweaty guy who likes to rub his crotch while he stares at me across the room”, and “Schlong McLong” (don’t ask) but let’s not go there.

So Christine The Jew, I’ve obliged and now I’m tagging a few people to keep this curse meme alive. So I’m tagging Yel the girlfriend (OF COURSE), Kring, Tahn, Ozy, Steel, Helga, CM, Euri, and Noelle.

And you, what are your nicknames?

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16 Comments

  1. Posted October 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    am definitely doing this, Magnaye!!!! LOLOLOLZ!

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 10:04 am:

    Yay Elenzano!

    (Since when did we go to last-name basis anyway?)

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  2. Posted October 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    You forgot “GAYdrian FAGnaye”.

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 10:02 am:

    Shut up, FAGgie.

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  3. Posted October 12, 2008 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    Your diary says Adriahn Gehrahrd.

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 10:03 am:

    Oh yeah, RAMIL BAKAL?

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  4. Posted October 12, 2008 at 10:17 pm | Permalink

    let’s make a new one!!

    ah-geh!! from adrian and gerard!!

    see? wasn’t that fun ah-geh?

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 10:06 am:

    Foine, Avatari.

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  5. Posted October 13, 2008 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    I have no website these days. :(

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 10:05 am:

    Why’s it taking too long to be back up?:(

    Also, you still have your http://noelledeg.i.ph anyway. =P

    (Yes, shameless i.PH plug)

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  6. Posted October 13, 2008 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Dominic Ochoa! When are you going back to show business? :D

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 1:58 pm:

    Aba, may show ako ngayon! Hush-hush!

    … parang Gosspi Girl ripoff lang.

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  7. Posted October 13, 2008 at 11:00 am | Permalink

    you forgot “adelyn” when you used to be part of this group called simbulaklakness..hahaha

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 1:55 pm:

    Wait, when did I become Adelyn?

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    jen reply on October 14th, 2008 12:14 am:

    remember, each male team member need to undergo this blood compact thingy with the leader alone in a dark dingy room and then a name will be given to you..i guess you can’t remember it because you were dead sleep, must be the beer he gave you that night.LOL

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  8. Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    Yes, yes. From now on I will refer to you as Dom. Short for Dominic. Dominic Ochoa. :D

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 1:54 pm:

    NOOOOES NOT DOM. PLEASE NOT DOM. I BEG YOU.

    (Pwede pa Papa Doms, pero wag Dom.)

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  9. Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    ‘Magnaye!’ is my favorite. heeee

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 2:01 pm:

    ABBASS!

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  10. Posted October 13, 2008 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    DUDE PUTANGINA BAKIT MAY MGA PUSO PUSO SA BLOG MO OMG LOLZ DEAD

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    Ade reply on October 13th, 2008 1:59 pm:

    ABA EWAN KO PUTANGINA DI KO RIN ALAM KUNG SAAN NANGGALING YUNG PUSO PUSO PAKSHET ANG BADING

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    Posted October 13, 2008 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm… from now on i shall call you “Magn-Ade…”

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  12. Posted October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    AHHH.. deh.
    Sry, can’t think of anything witty to say. Still. Half. Asleep.

    ZzzZZZZzZZz.

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  13. Posted October 17, 2008 at 1:31 am | Permalink

    Boo you didan’t tell me you tagged me! I write answer laters, Gerald. *snickers*

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  14. Posted October 17, 2008 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    What’s wrong with Adrian? It’s a beautiful name! Rocky’s girfriend is named Adrian. And most other beautiful women….

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  15. Posted October 17, 2008 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    Great idea for a post ! I’ll start a name post sometime just like this :-)

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  16. Posted October 20, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    Dominic Ochoa - Shut up.

    BWAHAHAHAHA.
    I’m finally blog-hopping again. After like a year? Lol.

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