AdeFAIL: Random McDonald’s Girl
22 Sep
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Flashback to a few months ago:
So The Mordo and I were hanging out at the McDonald’s near the office. Also, we were taking shelter from the rain (and we were finding an excuse to not go back to work) when this Kylie Minogue song played on the muzak. Since we consider ourselves experts on nothing more then the female body and all the joys it imparts, The Mordo and I had a discussion on the apparent hotness of Kylie Minogue (FYI: she’s still hot).
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Anyway, in the middle of a debate on whether or not a masectomy can reduce Kylie Minogue’s overall hotness (it won’t), we had this rather… interesting discussion:
Mordo: “Listen to her voice, Ade”
Ade: “Yeah, I am, what about it?”
Mordo: “Can’t you hear the hotness?”
Ade: “Er… what?!”
Mordo: “No, listen! Kylie Minogue’s hotness! It oozes out of her voice!”
Ade: “I don’t know what you mean but-”
Mordo: “LISTEN!”
Ade: “…”
Mordo: “…well?”
Ade: “HOLY FUCKING SOUR CREAM ON A JESUS PLATTER MIXED WITH STINKY PICKLES! SHE IS HOT!”
Take note as I said “HOLY FUCKING SOUR CREAM ON A JESUS PLATTER MIXED WITH STINKY PICKLES!”, I began to dance around and started to make howling noises at that exact same moment. Basically, I looked like a pervert. Well, more than usual.
Also, by the time I got to “SHE IS HOT!”, a girl who was actually hot was actually in front of me, stopped walking and stared at me like I was some kind of rapist. (Yeah. Rapist. Who was she to judge me? I mean, that time with me and that donkey was different, but I’m no rapist. Just ask Pau.) I stopped, looked at her, gave her a sheepish grin, and said, “Hey there. Come here often?”
This, my friends, is why I win at life.
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After going through her illness which most of the time cripples a womans errm.. womanhood?? STILL HOT!!!
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Yes, she’s definitely hot. What I find “pervy” is to see a Little Archers ad for kids almost next to Kylie Minogue’s racy red outfit. ;)
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I totally agree. Kylie’s hot. Also, whenever I look at you, I think the same thing that the hot girl was probably thinking.
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That girl totally has the hots for Ade, Baddie. So that must mean..
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Ade replied with:
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I KNEW IT!
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Euri replied with:
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
He lies. And how sure are you that “she” is a girl? =P
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Ade replied with:
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Coz I made sure!
And no, I won’t post the details. I don’t wanna go to jail.
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Euri replied with:
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
lolz! not i really really wanna know. XD
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cool site! :)
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Ade replied with:
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Thanks for visiting!:)
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cams replied with:
September 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am
thomasian ka?
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Ade replied with:
September 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Yes I am!:)
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When I grow up, I WILL be Kylie Minogue
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Ade replied with:
September 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Pics or not true.
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She had breast cancer or something right? Or maybe I’m wrong.
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