Vote For Mike Villar!

10 Sep

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Let me just take some time off from regularly not updating this blog and make an important announcement. The Philippine Blog Awards are on and we have the Blogger’s Choice Award, which is the only category there which we can choose. Well, I can go on plugging lots of people here, but come on, there really is no contest. There’s only one guy who deserves to win here: Mike Villar.


Picture by Bim

I shall echo Pau and Lauren’s reasons why he should win:

  • Blogging has been reduced to a whoring venue, where writing about events and gadgets have superseded telling the world about yourself (a deed which I admit I am guilty of). Mike does not give in. In fact, browsing through his blog would give you an overview of his various neuroses, phobias, and sexual (mis)adventures. His personal blog still is a personal blog.
  • His blog may offend a lot of people, as it did countless times in the past, but he does not give a fucking rat’s ass.
  • Fellow Man Blog editors Bim and Steel hate him with a passion of a thousand burning crotches.
  • His endless recounting of his failures makes me feel better about my life.
  • Also, he drives me home whenever I’m totally drunk to commute. (Let’s not get any ideas here, people)

To drive home my point, let me quote Steel’s eloquent description of Mike:

If you look up the term skankoid in the dictionary, you won’t find Mike’s picture in it – because it’s a goddamn dictionary. There ain’t no pictures in dictionaries. But I bet the definition would include the words “Mike” and “Villar” in it.

Seriously though, his blog, though rarely updated, still is one of the best blogs in the blogosphere today. People may find it offensive, people may find his humor too crass or even highbrow, but he deserves to win. Hey, he could use the prize money (is there prize money?) to buy me beer!


Or he steals your panties. And use it as a headpiece.

Other people who voted:
Lauren’s Vote For Mike Villar
Ade for Mikey!
Pau’s Vote For Mikey
Baddie’s I Believe In Mike Villar
Fritz’s My Vote Goes To Mike Villar
Euri’s Philippine Web Awards 2008
Helga Votes for Mike
Jepoy Votes for Mike
Madz for Mikey!
Liz’s vote
Ozy’s Why Mike Should Win
Marcus declares that he votes for Mike “Fucking” Villar
Noelle wants Mike to be a REAL Internet Star and get rid of “Rising”
Juice’s vote goes to Mr. Villar!
Steel thinks that Mikey is Badassery Personified
Jayvee Sacramento votes for Mike
Alohapenny votes for Mike!
Joel’s vote goes to Mikey!
Wits votes for Manny, er, Mike Villar!
Mara for Mike!
Michelle chooses Mike
Anne wants Mike to become president
Sorbetera Gives Her Vote For Mikey!
Laarni reveals Mike’s hidden musical career!
Crisel for Mike
Kris votes for Mike
The Mordo is not Mike “Fucking” Villar

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19 Responses to “Vote For Mike Villar!”

  1. bim 10. Sep, 2008 at 1:49 pm #

    Know what’s funny? You vote for him but you used the graphic of him that I made. Go make your own.

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    Ade replied with:
    September 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    But I linked you!

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    Rico replied with:
    September 16th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    Thanks a lot Bim! Because of your awesome graphic, I’m now compelled to vote for the dude.

    Rico’s last blog post..Websites Like Plurk are Not For Me

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  2. Euri 10. Sep, 2008 at 2:32 pm #

    Okay, I’m voting!

    Euri’s last blog post..Wordpress 6.6.2 Upgrade

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  3. Euri 10. Sep, 2008 at 9:22 pm #

    Btw, mind if I snatch that picture of mikey w/ err.. a panty on his head? lol

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    Ade replied with:
    September 10th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    No worries at all.

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  4. thegreatest 11. Sep, 2008 at 6:00 am #

    meh. I only voted for him because I don’t believe a blog should be called FruityOaty.

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    Euri replied with:
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    lol. i voted for him because his campaign image is interesting. lol.

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  5. Helga 12. Sep, 2008 at 5:20 pm #

    So…I vote for Mike and then we just pray Bim wins kk

    Helga’s last blog post..STYLE ICONS, YOU SAY?

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