Monthly Archives: September 2008

This Conversation Is A BUMmer.

By Ade | September 30, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Hey guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see he was talking to Schnoelle (who is so [...]

Posted in foot in mouth | Tagged ass, bottom, bum, butts, convo, cracks, fanny, funny, schmade, schnoelle | 12 Comments

While Everyone Else Was UAAP-Crazy…

By Ade | September 26, 2008

… I was treading floodwater.

In the picture: Ateneo celebrating their UAAP victory

The girlfriend watched the UAAP game yesterday, and we decided to have a nice dinner after the game while everyone around us was going batshit crazy because of the celebratory mood (or for Lasallians, gloomy mood) in the air. So off I went, and [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged billy, bitch, bus, commute, flood, girlfriend, rain, UAAP | 17 Comments

AdeFAIL: Random McDonald’s Girl

By Ade | September 22, 2008

Flashback to a few months ago:
So The Mordo and I were hanging out at the McDonald’s near the office. Also, we were taking shelter from the rain (and we were finding an excuse to not go back to work) when this Kylie Minogue song played on the muzak. Since we consider ourselves experts on nothing [...]

Posted in foot in mouth | Tagged ade, embarassment, failures, kylie minogue, mcdonalds, music, the mordo | 18 Comments

In This Entry Ade Discovers That Beer And Headaches Do Not Mix

By Ade | September 15, 2008

Last Saturday I went to Kublai’s Katipunan for my band’s gig, all hyped up and ready to rock. But with one major problem: I had a splitting headache. You see, I haven’t been getting enough sleep as of late because I like to stay up late and download all sorts of porn. But yeah, let’s [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged band, beer, blur, drunk, funny, heavy-metal, kublai's katipunan, lose your beer belly, music, retarded, set, wtf | 13 Comments

Large Hadron Collider: A Big, Fat, F- You… From SCIENCE!

By Ade | September 11, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Large Hadron Collider.

Guess what this weird-looking contraption is for? Well, aside from making jokes about it becoming the biggest bait for “large hard-on” jokes, it’s probably the most awesome thing ever. Before it kills us.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex, intended to [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged big bang, doomsday, large hadron collider, paranoid, Physics Teachers, retardicity, science | 18 Comments

Vote For Mike Villar!

By Ade | September 10, 2008

Let me just take some time off from regularly not updating this blog and make an important announcement. The Philippine Blog Awards are on and we have the Blogger’s Choice Award, which is the only category there which we can choose. Well, I can go on plugging lots of people here, but come on, there [...]

Posted in The Man Blog | Tagged blogging, mike villar, nomination, philippine blog awards, vote | 19 Comments

The Weather Hates Me

By Ade | September 6, 2008

So Friday morning found me running and being epically late for work (as always), right? You see, I could’ve taken a cab, but no, I had to go through a tricycle driver who overcharged me, jump around East Avenue to prevent my untimely demise (being turned into road pizza by a jeep or bus or [...]