Hey guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see he was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally not Noelle) just… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: September 2008
This Conversation Is A BUMmer.
While Everyone Else Was UAAP-Crazy…
… I was treading floodwater. In the picture: Ateneo celebrating their UAAP victory The girlfriend watched the UAAP game yesterday, and we decided to have a nice dinner after the game while everyone around us was going batshit crazy because… Read more ›
Large Hadron Collider: A Big, Fat, F- You… From SCIENCE!
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Large Hadron Collider. Guess what this weird-looking contraption is for? Well, aside from making jokes about it becoming the biggest bait for “large hard-on” jokes, it’s probably the most awesome thing ever. Before it kills… Read more ›
Tagged with: big bang, doomsday, large hadron collider, paranoid, Physics Teachers, retardicity, science
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...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
