The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!

31 Aug

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Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the combustion engine. Atomic bomb? Not even close. Beer? Well, beer’s important, but not close.

Ladies and gents, I present the amazing laptop-humping dog:

You may stare at it for a while and wonder what the heck does it do. Does it save your files? Does it cure cancer? Does it work as a contraceptive? Does it hack into the pentagon’s computer system and start off a thermodynamic nuclear war?

No. Awesome as those possible applications may be, the amazing laptop-humping dog does something even better.

It humps laptops.

(duh.)

This is such a revelation. Think of the possibilities! Imagine how useful and awesome this is. I swear, whoever invented this deserves a nobel prize or something for most innovative computer thingamajig. So there, tell me, has your mind been blown away?

Just share this post, for crying out loud:
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22 Responses to “The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!”

  1. jhay 31. Aug, 2008 at 9:54 pm #

    OMFG!!! Me wants wan!!!! LOLZ

    LOLCats are awesome, but this one scores major points!! :D

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    Ade replied with:

    Know what’ll make this more awesome? If it communicates in LOLspeak. And have captions in Impact floating around it.

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  2. Gem 01. Sep, 2008 at 9:41 am #

    I’m wondering if anyone can work with that thing doing “that”!

    Gem’s last blog post..Dear Adobe: Please Read This Website

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    Ade replied with:

    I think it should be a mandatory device in every office!

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  3. chroniclesofe 01. Sep, 2008 at 10:42 am #

    Where the fuck can we buy the humping dog!! P.I. Aliw!!! sakit chan ko kakatawa ehehehehhehehehehe

    chroniclesofe’s last blog post..Weird Naked Kid

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  4. Helga 01. Sep, 2008 at 8:24 pm #

    Onga pala, Imma give you a CDR-King shopping list and this will be on it.

    Helga’s last blog post..LONG WEEK IS LONG AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!

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  5. Jewel 02. Sep, 2008 at 11:34 am #

    That is exactly what I need! A humping dog to devirginize my computer’s one unused USB port. Hahaha!

    The crazy mind of inventors never fail to amaze me.

    Jewel’s last blog post..My 2-day Jologs Holiday

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  6. Noelle De Guzman 02. Sep, 2008 at 12:33 pm #

    Double you tee eff.

    Noelle De Guzman’s last blog post..Quezon Province in Photos

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  7. Najo 02. Sep, 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    Three words: WHAT THE FUCK.

    (More words: And from CD-R King?! LMAO!)

    Najo’s last blog post..Random

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  8. Ann 02. Sep, 2008 at 9:08 pm #

    This would be a perfect gift to so many people I know, which subsequently makes me question my choice of people to hang out with. :P

    Ann’s last blog post..We Believe: 1 Win

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    Ade replied with:

    You’re not talking about TMB, are you?

    … right?

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  9. Juice 02. Sep, 2008 at 11:17 pm #

    What people come up with these days! Hahahaha :P

    Juice’s last blog post..How To Disappear Completely

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    Ade replied with:

    I know right? Stupid horny kids. Also, get offa my lawn!

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  10. joyfulchicken 02. Sep, 2008 at 11:56 pm #

    I want one! How much does it cost?

    joyfulchicken’s last blog post..Punch-Out!!

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  11. Laarni 03. Sep, 2008 at 3:52 pm #

    But CD-R King? lol.

    Btw, I can see your del.icio.us bookmarks in your feed now?

    Laarni’s last blog post..Lie, lie, lie!

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  12. Tobey 03. Sep, 2008 at 10:28 pm #

    Nice to have you made like that. You know, a mini version of your nude self humping your laptop. It’ll be a great commercial accessory for your readers. Teeeeeeeee

    Tobey’s last blog post..The Future Horror Fictionist

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  13. ark 04. Sep, 2008 at 6:13 pm #

    Wow, this is cool! CD-R King inventors surely have a sense of humor.

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    Hannah Rika Villasis replied with:

    LMAO this dog rawks! cdrking rocks my world too.. =.= as for the nobel prize =.= rofl

    Hannah Rika Villasis’s last blog post..WordCamp Philippines – a WordCandy experience

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