Comments on: Drugstore Clerk Etiquette for Condom-buying Customers http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers Your daily dose of retard | Pinoy funny website full of funny articles, funny jokes, funny pictures, funny reviews, and a lot of other funny stuff. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:59:39 +0000 hourly 1 By: Adehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-129641 Ade Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:29:28 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-129641 Now <em>that's</em> a comeback! This has been like the best comment on my blog EVER. Thanks for dropping by! Now that's a comeback! This has been like the best comment on my blog EVER. Thanks for dropping by!

]]> By: Joaquinhttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-129639 Joaquin Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:44:02 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-129639 When I was a lot younger in my late teens, I had my trials and tribulations when buying condoms.. Here is how I solved the issue one time. I went in and got a couple of things I didn't need, as you mentioned.. I grabbed like a 36 assorted pack (I was ever the optimist back then) and proceeded to the check out. Mind you, this was in Canada, and in their giant drug stores, there are lots of people shopping there for all sorts of things. Anyway, the cashier was this nasty middle aged woman with a huge chip on her shoulder, rolling her eyes, and talking loudly about how tired she was, blah, blah.. I was in "one of those moods" myself that day, and wouldn't you know, when she got to me, she looked up at me and gave me this condescending stare and smirked some wisecrack like, "How are you going to use up all of these?" Without missing a beat, I just shot back, "Not sure, you wanna come back to my place and use a few up?" ... She turned the darkest shade of red imaginable, and without another word, quickly handed me the change , receipt and bag... Everyone in the line was howling with laughter. When I was a lot younger in my late teens, I had my trials and tribulations when buying condoms.. Here is how I solved the issue one time.

I went in and got a couple of things I didn't need, as you mentioned.. I grabbed like a 36 assorted pack (I was ever the optimist back then) and proceeded to the check out. Mind you, this was in Canada, and in their giant drug stores, there are lots of people shopping there for all sorts of things.

Anyway, the cashier was this nasty middle aged woman with a huge chip on her shoulder, rolling her eyes, and talking loudly about how tired she was, blah, blah.. I was in "one of those moods" myself that day, and wouldn't you know, when she got to me, she looked up at me and gave me this condescending stare and smirked some wisecrack like, "How are you going to use up all of these?" Without missing a beat, I just shot back, "Not sure, you wanna come back to my place and use a few up?" … She turned the darkest shade of red imaginable, and without another word, quickly handed me the change , receipt and bag… Everyone in the line was howling with laughter.

]]> By: darkspear: This Conversation Is A BUMmer.http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122655 darkspear: This Conversation Is A BUMmer. Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:06:09 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122655 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...]

]]> By: This Conversation is a BUMmer. | The Philippines According to Blogshttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122654 This Conversation is a BUMmer. | The Philippines According to Blogs Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:53:52 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122654 [...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...] [...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...]

]]> By: This Conversation Is A BUMmer. » Noisy, Noisy Man | Your daily dose of retard | funny websitehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122653 This Conversation Is A BUMmer. » Noisy, Noisy Man | Your daily dose of retard | funny website Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:49:59 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122653 [...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...] [...] guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally [...]

]]> By: Poihttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122594 Poi Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:22:57 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122594 unga. most countries would have condom vending machines sa male CR. hehe. Dito tissue lang meron. hehe. Ma-ipropose nga sa isang mall owner. Kya lang baka maging issue sa simbahan. naku. Dropping by. First time here. :) <em>Poi's last blog post..<a href="http://atoxicmind.blogspot.com/2008/09/toilet-thoughts-on-kindness.html" rel="nofollow">Toilet Thoughts on Kindness</a></em> unga. most countries would have condom vending machines sa male CR. hehe. Dito tissue lang meron.

hehe. Ma-ipropose nga sa isang mall owner. Kya lang baka maging issue sa simbahan. naku.

Dropping by. First time here. :)

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]]> By: Evil Woobiehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122520 Evil Woobie Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:11:18 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122520 LOL. funny. I remember the way I got treated when I bought a pack for the first time in a grocery (beause i don't buy the "I-forgot-to-buy-one-eh-can-we-just-do-it-without-a-condom" sh*t). It was in philcoa near UPD. It was all i bought from the store and the cashier lady exclaimed in a loud voice "magkano ba itong condom, eto ba talaga ang presyo nito?" while waving the pack around for everyone to see. I laughed goodnaturedly like I wasn't pissed but when the bagger asked me "sa yo toh miss?" I answered (also in a loud voice)... Oo, akin yan, ayaw ko pang maging balyena kagaya nya... ("Yeah, that's mine, I am not ready to look like a whale like her yet") *points to the cashier* Watta b*tch eh? LOL <em>Evil Woobie's last blog post..<a href="http://www.evilwoobie.com/2008/09/07/love-issues-is-unconditional-love-really-unconditional/" rel="nofollow">Love Issues: Is Unconditional Love Really Unconditional?</a></em> LOL. funny.

I remember the way I got treated when I bought a pack for the first time in a grocery (beause i don't buy the "I-forgot-to-buy-one-eh-can-we-just-do-it-without-a-condom" sh*t). It was in philcoa near UPD. It was all i bought from the store and the cashier lady exclaimed in a loud voice "magkano ba itong condom, eto ba talaga ang presyo nito?" while waving the pack around for everyone to see.

I laughed goodnaturedly like I wasn't pissed but when the bagger asked me "sa yo toh miss?" I answered (also in a loud voice)…

Oo, akin yan, ayaw ko pang maging balyena kagaya nya… ("Yeah, that's mine, I am not ready to look like a whale like her yet") *points to the cashier*

Watta b*tch eh? LOL

Evil Woobie's last blog post..Love Issues: Is Unconditional Love Really Unconditional?

]]> By: Adehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122389 Ade Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:09:02 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122389 That's gonna be quite a messy balloon. That's gonna be quite a messy balloon.

]]> By: Adehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122388 Ade Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:08:30 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122388 Schmade is sad. :( Schmade is sad. :(

]]> By: Toehttp://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/08/25/drugstore-clerk-etiquette-for-condom-buying-customers/#comment-122383 Toe Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:36:42 +0000 http://blog.ademagnaye.com/?p=558#comment-122383 Dear <strike>Ade</strike> Shmade, maybe the clerk is laughing because she can't believe you have a girlfriend? :) Peace! :) <em>Toe's last blog post..<a href="http://kurokuroatbp.com/?p=1744" rel="nofollow">Good-Bye Cambodia</a></em> Dear Ade Shmade, maybe the clerk is laughing because she can't believe you have a girlfriend? :) Peace! :)

Toe's last blog post..Good-Bye Cambodia

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