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I swear, condom-buying is already as stressful as it is: you have to walk around the store pretending to be buying something totally unrelated, hence you have to pick up random shit like deodorants and paper clips and toenail clippers and toothpaste and merely pretend to stumble upon the condom by accident in case that [...]
When you ask me what my favorite movie is, I’d probably stay quiet for a while and give you some pretentious artsy shit like City of God, or even the incomprehensible Babel to impress you. And if you happen to possess a vagina, I’d probably even name Orson Welles and Akira Kurosawa as my favorite [...]
Posted in Reviews | Tagged blood, chainsaws, disembodied finger sushi, drill bra, flying guillotine, flying limbs and heads, japanese movie, machine girl, ninjas, revenge, review, tempura, yakuza |
It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. I know, I know, the reason you return to this blog is that you wanna read up on my [...]
As you all know, I’m a bassist. A really lousy one, but whatev. So anyway, for the longest time I’ve been borrowing bass guitars left and right mainly because my old bass hasn’t really been usable.
It’s really hard to play the riff of “Come Together” with this.
If you remember, way back in January, I wished [...]
So today, the Beijing Olympics officially start. Not that I care, of course. Everybody knows that I’m a big tub of lard whose main physical activity would be the three minute walk from my bed to the computer table. To Plurk. (Speaking of Plurk, trying to keep your Plurk Karma up is an Olympic feat [...]
Posted in Stuff, The Man Blog | Tagged beijing, boxing, china, gay, hong kong, obstacle course, olympics, onyok velasco, running, sports, The Man Blog, tv, weight lifting, wrestling |
If you’ve noticed, the frequency of my posts here have been declining in both frequency and quality. I swear I’ve been trying very hard to set aside some time to write something (remotely) substantial but it’s either I don’t have the time or my brain just won’t fucking cooperate.
Okay, maybe I haven’t reached rock bottom [...]
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