In This Entry Ade Runs Out Of Things To Write

28 Jul

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Hai gais. My name’s David Hasselhoff. I’m here to inform you that much to my regret, Ade has been taken over by a nasty case of writer’s block and has problems updating his blog.

So he asked me to fill in for him. Oh joy! You and I will be spending quality time together!

I mean, think of the possibilities. We can talk about Baywatch, Knight Rider, swimming trunks, and banana guards.

Hi my name is Steven Seagal and just like David here I’ve been asked- GOOD LORD MAN DID YOU JUST SAY BANANA GUARDS?

Yes, I said banana guards. What.

You know, you could just call them condoms.

Yes, he really meant banana guards.

Well, whaddayaknow. This is fucked up.

Fucked up is right. What the fuck happened to you? Got tired of beating up your enemies and you decide to eat them instead?

Oh really? Says the guy with the exposed nipple.

Please don’t call me “nipple”. I have a name. I’m David Jr.
And you’re hurting my feelings.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Sorry bout that. He gets sensitive at times. No, David Jr., don’t you dare squirt milk on Steven!

That’s it. If I get to see Samuel L. Jackson in here dressed in a top hat I’m outta here-

Did somebody call my name?

…fuck.

Sorry bout the mess guys. I promise to write something more comprehensible this week.

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12 Responses to “In This Entry Ade Runs Out Of Things To Write”

Helga 28. Jul, 2008 at 7:26 pm #

…what happened to Maria Ozawa?

Helga’s last blog post..I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BAD GIRLFRIEND.

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Will replied with:
July 28th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Yeah, what happened to her that she can’t make an impromptu guesting? Where are you hiding her?

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Steel 28. Jul, 2008 at 8:21 pm #

NSFW!!!

HASSELHOFF NIPPLES FTW!

Steel’s last blog post..Drought for Rational Thought

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Ade replied with:
July 29th, 2008 at 11:27 am
HE’S DAVID JUNIOR! YOU’RE HURTING HIS FEELINGS!

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Noelle De Guzman 28. Jul, 2008 at 9:22 pm #

I feel like I snorted something. Like maybe a fly.

Noelle De Guzman’s last blog post.."I Letter to You"

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jhay 28. Jul, 2008 at 10:12 pm #

Banana guards. LOLZ

me gonna buyz wan. hahahaha

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Ade replied with:
July 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I know. Pretty awesome and practical, right?

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avatar 28. Jul, 2008 at 10:26 pm #

Damn, Steven Seagal? Really?

avatar’s last blog post..An open letter to my long hair

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philos 30. Jul, 2008 at 12:50 am #

Err… I know you have a photo and all, but what exactly is a banana guard? And what the hell happened to Steven Segal? He looks a lot more like a mommy than Mommy Davy!

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Jewel 31. Jul, 2008 at 2:27 pm #

They have VIOLET banana guards! Oooo I want one of those. LOL.

Jewel’s last blog post..Dream on.

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