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So let me get this straight. WordCamp Philippines? September 6, 2008? In College of St. Benilde? Pffft. This’ll be a big pile of fail. I mean PHAIL.

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Come on, why would I be excited that Wordpress rockstar Matt Mullenweg himself is coming? Or that i.PH, the single most awesomest free blogging platform in the history of awesome blogging platforms is sponsoring? Should I even care that my friends Ria, Andrew and Blogie (who are part of Mindanao Bloggers) are organizing it?

Frankly, I couldn’t care less.

You see, the whole prospect of WP developers hanging out together and talking about Wordpress bores the hell outta me. And that the free wifi in Benilde will probably be used by some douches like this guy for Plurking stuff like “OMG THE HOT FEMALE RUSSIAN WORDPRESS DEVELOPERS ARE SO TOTALLY MADE OF SEX! DAMMIT I FORGOT MY DATE RAPE KIT! FUCK!” or something intelligent like that.

Yeah. It’ll be one big pile of yawn. Unless of course they get Baddie to go there dressed as a ninja. And do battle with a pirate costume-clad Pau (no, buddy, you cannot go naked this time, SRY). And then Mike (clad in nothing but Steel’s sexeh lingerie) would swing from a rope just above the fighting ninja and pirate, while scattering confetti over the place. After a long battle, a Tyranosaurus Rex will come out of nowhere and eat half of the astounded audience. And then the dinosaur will walk away. Slowly. Because Helga chased it away with a chicken drumstick. She was also in a cat costume. Then the lights would go dark (I’m imagining this epic battle would happen outdoors at noon, so it’ll be awesome if the organizers arrange a solar eclipse) then fireworks would go over the place. Then the words “WordCamp 2008″ will be spelled on the sky via moondust scattered by Lauren while wearing fairy wings.

Yeah, that’ll make WordCamp much more awesome. I’m excited already.

Are you going to WordCamp? If you want to see that awesome scenario happen, register for WordCamp here.

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16 Comments

  1. Ria Jose, July 16, 2008:

    We are not friends anymore!!!

    SEE YOU THERE!

    Ria Jose’s last blog post..I Like You

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  2. thegreatest, July 16, 2008:

    Hey, how come lauren gets to wear the fairy wings. Meh.

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    Ade replied on July 17th, 2008 2:04 am:

    … I can’t imagine you wearing fairy wings.

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  3. Baddie, July 16, 2008:

    Nakadrugs ka na naman. Tsk tsk.

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  4. Azrael, July 16, 2008:

    see ya there too..
    ohhh…free wifi hahha

    Azrael’s last blog post..The Dark knight pre release screening and my review

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  5. Steel, July 16, 2008:

    EVERYONE! Do not go to WordCamp Philippines 2008! AND YOU WON’T EXPERIENCE HOW AWESOME IT’S GONNA BE!

    Steel’s last blog post..Work!

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  6. Joni, July 16, 2008:

    Whaatt, Matt Mullenweg is coming? I didn’t see that on the WordCamp blog! Where can I find that info?? I love Matt!!! (whatta geek!) haha.

    See you there, Ade!

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  7. Blogie, July 16, 2008:

    You’re a riot, man! See you at WordCamp.

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  8. Winston, July 16, 2008:

    awts. akala kung ano. hehehehe. :)

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    Ade replied on July 17th, 2008 2:04 am:

    Nawindang ka sa title no?

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  9. Miss Dre, July 16, 2008:

    Is Ma.tt really coming??

    Miss Dre’s last blog post..WordCamp Philippines 2008

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  10. RJ, July 16, 2008:

    Dammit, I want to goooooo!

    Two of my friends will go there, so give them a noogie for me.

    Also, delicious CSB chicks!

    RJ’s last blog post..The Unique Blend of Rory’s

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  11. jhay, July 16, 2008:

    Wait. There’s something wrong. There was indeed no mention of Matt attending WordCamp Philippines but you’re the only one who said so and that the rest of the Man-blog editors are coming in a costume. But what about you Ade? What will you wear on that day?

    OMFG! Don’t tell me you’re coming as Matt?!!111!1!11

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    Ade replied on July 17th, 2008 2:03 am:

    I’m probably coming in as Dominic Ochoa.

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  12. ia, July 16, 2008:

    Wait, oo nga, na-confirm na ba na pupunta si Matt? :D Kasi ang alam ko naging Sept. 6 (dati Oct. 25) para mag-fit sa schedule ni Matt. I completely forgot about that kasi hindi pinag-uusapan, pero ang alam ko pupunta siya. ^_^

    ia’s last blog post..WordCamp Philippines on September 6. Register now!

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    Ade replied on July 17th, 2008 2:02 am:

    Yep, Matt’s coming over here. :) Confirmed by the organizers.

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  13. Drew, July 17, 2008:

    See ya there Ade :) Matt is coming.

    Drew’s last blog post..Register for Wordcamp Philippines 2008!

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    Joni replied on July 17th, 2008 1:11 pm:

    Oh wooooow. Yay! I’m definitely going!!! :)

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  14. FunnySexy, July 20, 2008:

    When I first heard about this, I thought they meant “WORLDCAMP”. Something like a world youth day thingy. I wondered why bloggers were so into it and then I became unstupid and realized there’s no L.

    Ahahahaha. I might be going. ^_^

    FunnySexy’s last blog post..Unsent aka Love, Kring

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  15. PINOYWORLD, July 27, 2008:

    Hi Ade!

    It’s good to know that there are many bloggers using Wordpress.

    By the way, I have added you on my Bloglist on the first page of PINOYWORLD. Please see under “Kapitbahay”.

    Hope you can add me up to. My details is

    TITLE: PINOYWORLD
    URL: http://www.pinoyworld.org/

    See you in the upcoming WORDCAMP 2008.

    PINOYWORLD’s last blog post..Iglesia Ni Cristo (Church of Christ) Celebrates its 94th Anniversary

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  16. DarkBlak, July 28, 2008:

    napeke ako ng title ah…

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