INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up? ME: … I can’t write. INNER CHILD: Seriously? ME: Yeah. INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much? ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me. INNER CHILD: You’re… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block
BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman
I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune: WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman… Read more ›
Tagged with: assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, road, stupid, superstition, weird, woman
Posted in Specials, Weirdness
Posted in Specials, Weirdness
Anger Management, I Fail At It
I’ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don’t kill me.) But I’m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and… Read more ›
Tagged with: anger, anger management, armpit hair, armpits, Facebook, fail, fantasy, fat, lolz, MRT, turkey sandwich, zen, zen bubble
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
