Know what scares me? I’ve been getting these awesometastic bouts of depression lately. I know that you’d probably either go “Oh, look, there’s Ade, overdramatizing again about his trivial problems. Let’s laugh at him!” or “Ade, here’s some Xanax. Please overdose yourself ktnx.” or “Ade, you need to get laid. Hey that rhymes!” or “Look, a pink unicorn!”
And I’m getting pretty scared because it’s coming on to often. But I just usually try to shrug it off by saying “Meh. I shall handle depression like a MAN!” and I’ll hide in my bedroom, burying myself in pillows and sobbing my eyes off while eating my second bucketful of KFC Chicken.
But to make me feel better I kinda had long talks with Kring and Sorsi (yeah, yeah, Sorsi’s the girl who makes me depressed and suicidal everytime I talk to her, yadda yadda. I was desperate.) and thanks to them I was able to cheer up. Also, I think Sorsi would make buttloads of cash if she ever does choose to take up life coaching as a career.
Take this conversation, for instance:
ME: Meh, I’m depressed.
SORSI: Again? You’ve been in and out of depression for, I dunno, a month?
ME: I know right.
SORSI: You suck.
Or this conversation:
ME: So, I’ve got this problem. There’s this girl-
SORSI: Girls won’t go for you, Ade. I think we’ve long established that.
ME: But-
SORSI: Wala kang, erm, “libog factor”. Either that or you’re a eunuch.
ME: … I hate you.
Or:
ME: You’re supposed to cheer me up.
SORSI: Fatso.
Hence, I’m pretty sure she’d make a pretty badass life coach if she wanted to. In fact, I’m recommending her to you all in case you need your lives straightened out or something.
On a completely unrelated note, here’s a video of my band playing at ToyCon 2008.
So yeah, in conclusion my weekend was made of pure unadulterated suck. How was your weekend?
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You know what I think?
Sorsi should just go home and hook up with you and you go make out and meyk lab and get married or something. She appears to be asking you to prove to her that you’re not a eunuch so PROVE IT TO HEEERRR.
Sorsi, if you’re reading this. UWI KA NA, NOW NAAA. And go copulate with Ade.
That’s all. KTHXBAI! :D :D :D
And be insulted by Sorsi PERSONALLY? Isn’t being insulted over YM enough? *cries*
Well, if you get secks in return… might be worth it. :P
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Papa, if insults float your boat… I insult you now! LIKE NOW NA!
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If ever Sorsi fails to deliver the insults, I’m here *spreads arms*
Helga’s last blog post..CHICKS I’D BANG.
Et Tu, Helga?
It speaks French!
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lolz, sorsi is da man!
Sorsi’s a man? When did this happen? She doesn’t have a peni- oh.
Hey! That’s Penni! Double N. Feh.
Hahaha. But hey, that did cheer you up, right? :P
The more wiseass your friends, the better. At least, depending on your sanity levels. ^_^
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At least you’re not so depressed anymore. Also, I have so much love for that image you used. Woot.
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Yeah! thanks for cheering me up though, even if I did end up becoming your shrink.
Wow! You have such cool supportive friends!
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aba! what’s the happening here? Nananahimik ako dito ah!=P
Jon, hehe mukang matagal pako bago umuwi so i’ll just have to keep insulting Ade from afar=P
Girls who like Ade…here’s a tip for you…Ade likes being dominated and insulted…it’s the surest way to get him aroused…Better yet though, find another man to like because Ade has a penis the size of a vienna sausage….did I say vienna sausage? I meant vienna sausage tidbits!
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And you know these things how? >:)
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HUHLOLZ!
Well look on the bright side, at least Sorsi doesn’t charge you for her insults.
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and I think that’s why you have friends.
and really, you have no “libog factor”? So how do you get laid? lol
cigarette-girl’s last blog post..Avenue Q: after the show
Wow. I think the Xanax would rly work better for you :P Hahahahaha.
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I wasn’t able to watch your band since I’m too small and you have way to many fans. In short, natabunan ako ng mga tao. Next time, you should reserve a seat in front for me. XD
Euri’s last blog post..ToyCon ’08
hire a love doctor. LOL