INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up?
ME: … I can’t write.
INNER CHILD: Seriously?
ME: Yeah.
INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much?
ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me.
INNER CHILD: You’re mean.
ME: No, seriously. I’ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and I can’t come up with anything decent. So please stop bugging me okay?
INNER CHILD: You’ve been staring at the laptop for… days?
ME: Of course I was exaggerating.
INNER CHILD: Did you take a bath or something?
ME: I… uh, WHAT?
INNER CHILD: Coz you’re on computer for days!
ME: I told you, I was exagg-
INNER CHILD: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!11
ME: Hey kid-
INNER CHILD: HEY GUYS! ADE HERE DID NOT LEAVE HIS COMPUTER FOR DAYS!
ME: That’s kinda not true, kiddo-
INNER CHILD: HE DID NOT TAKE A BATH!
ME: HEY!
INNER CHILD: AND HE ATE NOTHING BUT MINISTOP SIOPAO SO NOW HE’S GONNA BE FAT- errr - FATTER!
ME: …
INNER CHILD: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
ME: You, kid, are making shit up about me already.
INNER CHILD: Can’t you see the irony?
ME: What irony?
INNER CHILD: I’m more imaginative than you at the moment.
ME: …so?
INNER CHILD: It’s pretty sad when your id is actually more creative than you.
ME: …
INNER CHILD: What?
ME: … I hate you.
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LOL - fat.. FATTER! Most likely, I’m going to have my inner child killed if he tells me that.
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not leaving but still has ministop siopaos? do you like, internet in ministop? lol
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Bribe your inner child with some ice cream to make him shut up. If that doesn’t work, try poisoned ice cream.
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Is old geezer in photo AdeMagnaye or InnerChild? Cos he looks like the kind of guy I wanna go out on a date with. Tee hee.
Also, I’ve read id, ego, & superego articles about a thousand times before and never and probably will never understand it. Which makes your link GOATSE! GOATSE I SAY!
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Hmmm… I think it just makes sense that the Id is more creative than you are. The Id is actually the pleasure=seeking unconscious, unorganized function of the brain. And with it being described as chaotic, passion and creative inspiration can’t be far from it. The ego (meaning the conscious you) just translates what the Id provides.
Ok. You may shoot the nerdy super-ego now.
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Your inner child’s a dick. Yeah. A dick. :)
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Worry not Ade, once Mini Stop opens here in Silang, Cavite I’ll always remember you whenever I buy siopao from them. LOLZ
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