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25 May
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Let’s just say last week was pretty weird for me. I’d rather not go into details, but let me just say the weirdness went into automatic proportions (a private joke there, har har har- what.) which rather left me depressed for the remainder of the week. If not for Sorsi I’d probably be depressed still. And that’s saying a lot, because when I talk to her I usually end up depressed and suicidal most of the time.
Anyway, I’ve probably been so awesometastically used to rejection that I don’t mind it lately (which is scary in itself). I really don’t understand what’s wrong with my approach. C’mon ladies, isn’t getting various pictures of me holding your mom hostage with the words “I Love You. Love Me Back. Or Else” written on her forhead the sweetest thing? Or the time I helpfully handed you your soap and shampoo in the shower? Wasn’t it a pleasant surprise?
I digress.
Thing is, I’m getting tired of these rejection methods that i’ve been getting lately. The disappearing on me two hours after an awesome date? Or inviting me to your place which is like three hours away, then ignoring me for the entire night? Or getting some ugly guy to pretend to be your boyfriend? Or getting the nice old judge issue me a restraining order? They’re getting pretty old.
I’d like to see some really creative means of rejection, like wearing briefs and pretending to be a drag queen all this time. Or eating a clove of garlic before the date and insisting on kissing right away. Yeah, creative shit like that. C’mon ladies. I know you can do better.
Anyway, my point is that if you are a reasonably hot girl (by reasonable, I mean two notches above Pokwang) who has questionable morals, low alcohol tolerance, no idea how to tell the difference between a paracetamol and a roofie, and has unbelievably low standards in men, do not hesitate to contact me.
Please.
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Tags: automatic, bitter, bullshit, drivel, emo, rejection, retard, retardicity, women
You came up with a funny post, but I know that you are disappointed with what happened between you and blank, you and blank and you and blank.
What can i say? I want you to take a photo of yourself like the emo kid in the photo LOL
Cheer up! gagawa pa tayo ng burger vids LOL
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awwwww ade! *hugs*
Aw, Ade’s emo? Pa-burger ka naman! Cheeseburger, cheeseburger!
Seriously speaking, though, I feel bad for you.
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I will also install this 3D tag cloud thingamajig. Other than that, I’ve got nothing.
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Awww..Papa Ade…It’s ok :) **Hugs** Muah!
Here’s another hug from ozy :)
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I haven’t talked to you in a while. I was pretty busy the past week so uhm, I kinda dunno what your inspiration is for this post but I sure hope it’s not my friend. LOL.
Also, I think I’ve told someone once that I was born a boy. And he believed.
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I agree with Noelle. Seriously…
pa cheeseburger ka naman! LOLZ
Maybe you’re pushing it too hard.
Oo nga pa cheese burger ka naman yung double ha, hehehe
Seriously Ade… HUGS! :)
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Good luck with your journey. I hope you’ll be able to find the right path towards nirvana. (I don’t know if my comment made any sense! LOL)
I don’t understand where the rejections are coming from. Your humor alone could snap up someone who’s 100 notches above Pokwang (in the hotness meter).
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they’re out there — maybe you’re looking at the wrong places or you’re just not looking…maybe she’s too close that you need to go farther to be able to see her…
enjoy your singlehood! anovah! you shouldn’t be pressured to get a girl —> the right one!!!
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hmmm…ayo and kats are still available. wanna get their digits?
this is a ploy to get people to giving you girls’ digits eh?
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A bassist finding it hard to score with the chikas? This, I find hard, to believe.
:P
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[quote comment="120428"]You came up with a funny post, but I know that you are disappointed with what happened between you and blank, you and blank and you and blank.
What can i say? I want you to take a photo of yourself like the emo kid in the photo LOL
Cheer up! gagawa pa tayo ng burger vids LOL
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iknowrite!
[quote comment="120429"]awwwww ade! *hugs*[/quote]
Thanks!
[quote comment="120431"]Aw, Ade’s emo? Pa-burger ka naman! Cheeseburger, cheeseburger!
Seriously speaking, though, I feel bad for you.
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It’s all rather autoemo.
[quote comment="120436"]I haven’t talked to you in a while. I was pretty busy the past week so uhm, I kinda dunno what your inspiration is for this post but I sure hope it’s not my friend. LOL.
Also, I think I’ve told someone once that I was born a boy. And he believed.
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No, it’s not your friend. Although she doesn’t talk to me as well. *wails*
[quote comment="120441"]I don’t understand where the rejections are coming from. Your humor alone could snap up someone who’s 100 notches above Pokwang (in the hotness meter).
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I… I don’t understand as well. *wails. again*
[quote comment="120443"]hmmm…ayo and kats are still available. wanna get their digits?[/quote]
Uhhhh… yes?
[quote comment="120444"]this is a ploy to get people to giving you girls’ digits eh?
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Noes! Noes! I’z really emo. :(
[quote comment="120445"]A bassist finding it hard to score with the chikas? This, I find hard, to believe.
:P
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I wish it were THAT easy. :(
in that case, *hugs*
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Whoa, that emo chick in the picture is ugly. Or is that a dude? I can’t tell.
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Like I keep saying Ade, if you had a bigger cock, I’d date you. But your 4 inches really doesn’t cut it for me…=T
But then…you have groupies now…so what are you waiting for? Secks, drugs and rockenroll!=P
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[quote comment="120448"]in that case, *hugs*
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Thanks. :)
[quote comment="120449"]Whoa, that emo chick in the picture is ugly. Or is that a dude? I can’t tell.
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Dude, it’s an emo. They’re asexual.
[quote comment="120450"]Like I keep saying Ade, if you had a bigger cock, I’d date you. But your 4 inches really doesn’t cut it for me…=T
But then…you have groupies now…so what are you waiting for? Secks, drugs and rockenroll!=P
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There you go again with that cock theory. I say there’s only one way to prove that theory.
Hey you haven’t made kwento!! :P
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[quote comment="120452"]Hey you haven’t made kwento!! :P
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Sige! Now na!
Told you not to date fags. LOL. Inuman na lang!
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You know, being single has its perks. But once that dies off. . .I guess one NEEDS to get attached =P Peer pressure and pictures of happy-perky friends in bliss love as facebook/friendster profile pictures do NOT help.
For a guy who seems to have a good sense of humour, I don’t think you’d have a problem at all! And well, don’t look for the right one. That’s usually when they end up right in front of you without either of you ever realising it =)
Take care :)
::Ashvini::
AWww what happened with that automatic kilig stuff you had last week or so? :D
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[quote comment="120459"]AWww what happened with that automatic kilig stuff you had last week or so? :D
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LOOOONG story. Labas naman tayo with the Powerpuffs. Para makwento ko.
try these lines:
“Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.”
or
“May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.”
or
“Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?”
or maybe
“Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.”
no? how about this..
“Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?”
ok.ok. ..ammm… maybe this one
“Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.”
or maybe try this
“Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!”
i assure you! use one of these lines and you’ll suddenly see flying objects accross and shiny stars!!!
i hope all is well :D