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The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival

Well, I just came from Hong Kong, I’m tired as hell, and I got a shitload of stuff to blog about (Yes, Sorsi, I’ll blog about that. Later.). But you see, I have to put all those other blog assignments off because I have to report the single most important event in your life.

There, I said it. The single most defining face-melting event in your life. Your. Life.

You see, there comes a time in every man’s life where he has to get his face melted off by a bunch of awesome bands playing awesome tunes. That experience can be best described as “orgasmic”. Or “ear-melting”. Or “being raped in the ears by a thousand bananas… of AWESOME!”

Hence, we at The Man Blog have created the ultimate face-melting orgasmic experience for you: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival!

Featuring bands of such notable celebrities such as Mike “Fucking” Villar, Marco Palinar, Lauren Dado, and some hot Dominic Ochoa lookalike named Ade Magnaye.

Also, there are going to be more awesome bands playing along with the TMB bands such as Mannequin, Drift and more.

The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival happens in May 3, 2008, in Bela Bar, Greenhills (map). Tickets cost a 100 bucks each, and is consumable.

Thanks to Baddie for that awesome poster that totally rocked my socks off. Also, LOSE YOUR BEER BELLY!


So, are you showing up? Leave a comment if you are!

An Open Letter To That Very Cute Chinita Barista At Seattle’s Best Coffee Tomas Morato

Hi,

First off let me get the obligatory inroductory speech out of the way. My name is Ade Magnaye, blogger extrordinaire. Internet celebrity. Rock star. Stalker magnet. Member of the awesomiffic group of perverts and child pornographers, The Man Blog. I usually order Chai Tea Latte, in the hope that you won’t see me as the usual frappucino-ordering ilk and that you see me as posh and shit. I bring my laptop everytime and pretend to surf the internet, but seeing I can’t afford your shop’s stupid expensive wireless, I actually stare at my desktop wallpaper every single time. I go every every other day to the coffee shop you work in so I could ogle at your wonderfully beautiful chinita face from a distance. And wank off in the bathroom. More »