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Because he currently has a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my head as of this very moment, I will give in to Rico’s command request and post this. Because I value my life so.
Anyway, if you are out of a job, or looking for a new one, or if you just want to touch the Mike’s nipples because you’ll be working in the same office as he is, US Auto Parts Philippines is looking for people. So If you have the following:
- Experience with blogging platforms, preferably Wordpress
- Strong English communication skills
- Willingness to work full-time in the vicinity of Barangay Kapitolyo, Pasig City, Metro Manila, Philippines
Just email Rico here if you’re interested! Okay, Rico? You may put the big nice fucking gun down. Now.
…Rico?
DISCLAIMER: This is not paid for (although it would be nice *cough*) nor am I affiliated in any way with US Auto Parts. I am just nice like that.
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LOL I thought this was crack. It IS really a job posting!
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Aha! So the Ade can be bullied! Bwhahahaha.
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that’s because you’re so used to Ade’s bullshit that you think everything he says is a “joke”.
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It’s a really tempting job offer..hehehe Adam Mordo knows it ;)
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Bah, who wants to work with Villar -_-
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*Puts gun down* Thanks Ade!
Helga, you’d be surprised how unlike-Mike Mike is at work. It’s a Jekyll & Hyde thing.
Maki say yes na! :)
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[quote comment="120194"]Aha! So the Ade can be bullied! Bwhahahaha.
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Dude, a gun pointed to your head is NOT bullying. It’s being held hostage. Try saying no to that.
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Ade, do you have any summer job vacancies? Are you in need of personal assistants?
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I would love to apply, but my current boss knows where I live, and would probably disinherit me if I even thought about quitting my job.
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