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Well, I just came from Hong Kong, I’m tired as hell, and I got a shitload of stuff to blog about (Yes, Sorsi, I’ll blog about that. Later.). But you see, I have to put all those other blog assignments off because I have to report the single most important event in your life.
There, I said it. The single most defining face-melting event in your life. Your. Life.
You see, there comes a time in every man’s life where he has to get his face melted off by a bunch of awesome bands playing awesome tunes. That experience can be best described as “orgasmic”. Or “ear-melting”. Or “being raped in the ears by a thousand bananas… of AWESOME!”
Hence, we at The Man Blog have created the ultimate face-melting orgasmic experience for you: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival!
Featuring bands of such notable celebrities such as Mike “Fucking” Villar, Marco Palinar, Lauren Dado, and some hot Dominic Ochoa lookalike named Ade Magnaye.
Also, there are going to be more awesome bands playing along with the TMB bands such as Mannequin, Drift and more.
The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival happens in May 3, 2008, in Bela Bar, Greenhills (map). Tickets cost a 100 bucks each, and is consumable.
Thanks to Baddie for that awesome poster that totally rocked my socks off. Also, LOSE YOUR BEER BELLY!
So, are you showing up? Leave a comment if you are!
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Woooooooooooottttttt!!1111!11111!!!11!!11!1!111
Can I steal, I mean borrow the image to plaster it all over the interwubs?
I’ll event print it out and post it all over campus. LOL
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[quote comment="119948"]Woooooooooooottttttt!!1111!11111!!!11!!11!1!111
Can I steal, I mean borrow the image to plaster it all over the interwubs?
I’ll event print it out and post it all over campus. LOL
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YES PLEASE! :)
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nice foster — i mean poster :)
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Ang funny naman ng title. hehe
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I’ll use the banner too to post it in my LJ and/or my blog~
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[quote comment="119962"]I’ll use the banner too to post it in my LJ and/or my blog~
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Yay thanks!
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Good luck on your COCK Festival slash gay orgy=)
Please post vids okay?=) Me want to feel like I watched it there too=P
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