The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival

Posted by Ade
April 8, 2008

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Well, I just came from Hong Kong, I’m tired as hell, and I got a shitload of stuff to blog about (Yes, Sorsi, I’ll blog about that. Later.). But you see, I have to put all those other blog assignments off because I have to report the single most important event in your life.

There, I said it. The single most defining face-melting event in your life. Your. Life.

You see, there comes a time in every man’s life where he has to get his face melted off by a bunch of awesome bands playing awesome tunes. That experience can be best described as “orgasmic”. Or “ear-melting”. Or “being raped in the ears by a thousand bananas… of AWESOME!”

Hence, we at The Man Blog have created the ultimate face-melting orgasmic experience for you: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival!

Featuring bands of such notable celebrities such as Mike “Fucking” Villar, Marco Palinar, Lauren Dado, and some hot Dominic Ochoa lookalike named Ade Magnaye.

Also, there are going to be more awesome bands playing along with the TMB bands such as Mannequin, Drift and more.

The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival happens in May 3, 2008, in Bela Bar, Greenhills (map). Tickets cost a 100 bucks each, and is consumable.

Thanks to Baddie for that awesome poster that totally rocked my socks off. Also, LOSE YOUR BEER BELLY!


So, are you showing up? Leave a comment if you are!

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7 Comments

  1. Gravatar jhay  said on April 8, 2008: Quote

    Woooooooooooottttttt!!1111!11111!!!11!!11!1!111

    Can I steal, I mean borrow the image to plaster it all over the interwubs?

    I’ll event print it out and post it all over campus. LOL

    jhay’s last blog post..Naruto Chapter 396: Uchiha Madara starts to tell truth

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  2. Gravatar Ade  said on April 8, 2008: Quote

    jhay said on April 8, 2008:

    Woooooooooooottttttt!!1111!11111!!!11!!11!1!111

    Can I steal, I mean borrow the image to plaster it all over the interwubs?

    I’ll event print it out and post it all over campus. LOL

    YES PLEASE! :)

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  3. Gravatar chris  said on April 8, 2008: Quote

    nice foster — i mean poster :)

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  4. Gravatar PAul  said on April 9, 2008: Quote

    Ang funny naman ng title. hehe

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  5. Gravatar Euri  said on April 10, 2008: Quote

    I’ll use the banner too to post it in my LJ and/or my blog~

    Euri’s last blog post..Hoy! Ano Ba?!

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  6. Gravatar Ade  said on April 10, 2008: Quote

    Euri said on April 10, 2008:

    I’ll use the banner too to post it in my LJ and/or my blog~

    Yay thanks!

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  7. Gravatar Sorsi  said on April 12, 2008: Quote

    Good luck on your COCK Festival slash gay orgy=)

    Please post vids okay?=) Me want to feel like I watched it there too=P

    Sorsi’s last blog post..The ?For Love? or ?For Lust? Face

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