Archive for April, 2008
Looking For A Job?
Because he currently has a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my head as of this very moment, I will give in to Rico’s command request and post this. Because I value my life so.
Anyway, if you are out of a job, or looking for a new one, or if you just want to touch the Mike’s [...]
iBlog 4 and The 88db.com Blogger’s Night: Because I Felt The Need To Embarrass Myself More
If you’ve been reading my blog (I’m pretty sure you don’t. Ass.), you would probably figure out that this blog is a chronicle of my failures and embarrassments, and that I’m pretty sure I just lost all chances of getting a girlfriend or even future employment because of what I’ve been writing. Hence, I felt [...]
I’m Old! And Broke! And Fat! Happy Birthday Yay!
So today, I turned 25. Dammit, I’m old.
I don’t know. I used to look forward to my birthday because birthdays bring with them gifts, parties, and a generally happy atmosphere. Now I just dread them, mainly because it’s a reminder that I’ve wasted another year doing nothing but writing profane jokes in what the kids [...]
There’s a Conspiracy To Keep Me Locked In My House
A couple of months ago, the water company decided, on a whim, to change all the water pipes in our area. It’s cool with me, considering the fact that most water pipes in this godforsaken country have been laid down way before WW II and are probably clogged with the bones of some Japanese soldier, [...]
A Brief History Of Ade’s Musical (Non) Career
I know you’re probably fed up and pissed off with all my posts pimping my band and all, and you’re probably really uninterested and shit. I don’t blame you, really. I’m really, really very sorry. You see, I’ve been out of a band for years. It’s probably because my old bandmates kicked me out for [...]
