Hong Kong Plans

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This coming Tuesday, I shall be off to the land of SARS and Jackie Chan films, Hong Kong, where I shall probably spread my retardery with them Chinamen Hong Kongers Kung Fungese Chinks. But I dunno, I think it’s gonna be hard for me.


Look at them. No sense of lulz whatsoever, these Chinese.

But still, I’ll be gone for six days and I’m expecting to have a blast. And by “blast”, I mean “not getting into another stupid embarassing situation that’ll make my familly finally cut all ties with me and will also probably get me deported. To Nigeria.”

Well, I seriously think I really need a vacation. I haven’t had a real one since I slept a whole week in Boracay three years ago. Okay, so I took a week-long break for my birthday last year, but I spent it fixing Nikki’s internet connection, so that doesn’t count.

Just check my itinerary:

So there goes. My awesome, foolproof plan on how to spend my vacation.

So what are your summer vacation plans? I’d love to hear them.

Also, my band, Lose Your Beer Belly, will have a gig tomorrow. Check out the band blog for details.

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15 Comments

  1. Gravatar Ann  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    “You know how that’ll go.”
    -But you’d still tell us right? :D

    Ako? Pang-local lang. Beaches and stuff(s) :)

    Ann’s last blog post..One Fell Swoop

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  2. Gravatar Helga  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    But I heard your family only got you a one-way ticket. What’s this talk of you flying back here on the 6th?

    Helga’s last blog post..OPLAN: WORLD DOMINATION.

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  3. Gravatar ash  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    bro, may hong kong plans ka na agad… attend ka muna ng meet and greet. hehehe…

    ash’s last blog post..I’m at the EeePH Meet and Greet Part II

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  4. Gravatar keysi  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    someone told me that there are a lot of chinese folks in hong kong. is this true?

    keysi’s last blog post..I ordered the chicken!

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  5. Gravatar alohapenny  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    Oh I miss HK! I was not able to go to Disneyland. :(

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  6. Gravatar Ade  said on March 29, 2008: Quote

    keysi said on March 29, 2008:

    someone told me that there are a lot of chinese folks in hong kong. is this true?

    Wait, I thought HK was full of Portugese? WTF? All that I’ve known is a lie!

    Ann said on March 29, 2008:

    “You know how that’ll go.”
    -But you’d still tell us right? :D

    Ako? Pang-local lang. Beaches and stuff(s) :)

    Ah… In places full of water(s)?

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  7. Gravatar sarah  said on March 30, 2008: Quote

    what summer vacation?! i have work!

    i hate you T.T

    sarah’s last blog post..in need of vodka tonic and then some

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  8. Gravatar Lloyd  said on March 30, 2008: Quote

    I’ll join your retarded search for free wi-fi. See you on the 1st :p

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  9. Gravatar new zealand tourism  said on March 30, 2008: Quote

    Good luck with your plan! Though I am unsure whether I should say I hope you succeed!?!

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  10. Gravatar Pau  said on March 31, 2008: Quote

    That’s awesome news dude. You should take more trips away from the country, and us, more often.

    Pau’s last blog post..I can’t sleep with Cristine Reyes

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  11. Gravatar jhay  said on March 31, 2008: Quote

    What no plans of taking over Hong Kong?

    What kind of vacation is that? LOL

    jhay’s last blog post..Now powered by WordPress 2.5

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  12. Gravatar cheska  said on March 31, 2008: Quote

    wow, HK…disneyland…i hope to see you and the rest of the TMB gang soon for the summer…will be in a workshop so…=(

    cheska’s last blog post..Daddy’s little girl

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  13. Gravatar Ade  said on March 31, 2008: Quote

    cheska said on March 31, 2008:

    wow, HK…disneyland…i hope to see you and the rest of the TMB gang soon for the summer…will be in a workshop so…=(

    PATCHES!!! Ya, hope to see you too. We at TMB miss ya!

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  14. Gravatar Neil  said on April 1, 2008: Quote

    Grrr……

    RACIST!!!!

    Neil’s last blog post..LOLads

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  15. Gravatar FunnySexy  said on April 3, 2008: Quote

    Pasalubong.

    EDISON CHEN SCANDAL PICTURES AND VIDEOS- HARD COPY (original preferrably) lol. OR EDISON CHEN HIMSELF. or a cute, funky bag. yeah…

    miss you, adester!

    FunnySexy’s last blog post..10 Things I Want to Do Before I Die

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