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Oh hai interwubs. Sorry for the lameness of my last two posts. I mean, seriously. They’re super lame. I mean, definitely not as lame as this guy here, but lamezorz still. Honestly, I’ve been staring at the computer screen for a good part of the day, trying real hard to think of ideas to write about. But I really can’t think of anything smart to say, except maybe this:
Attempt at being smart = EPIC FAIL
So maybe I’ve been running out of intelligent things to write. So for a change, I have decided to go and hang out with some intelligent people for a while, instead of the usual perverts and fat people who I spend time with. When I say “intelligent” I mean people who don’t ask for buttsecks with any living creature the first chance they get. But I digress.
To make sure I actually obtain some sort of intelligence through osmosis, I shall be hanging out at iBlog4, where this dumbass shall sit next to intelligent people and listen to speeches by this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy who seems to know everything, and this awesome person.
So on April 26, I shall be hanging out at Malcolm Theater, College of Law, in UP Diliman, talking to various bloggers, saying awesome stuff like “Oh hai, how do you decrease the bounce rate on my blog? And is it true that your page rank directly correlates to the traffic you get?” and I shall be getting technical answers that I’ll only nod my head off to because I won’t be able to understand what the heck they’re saying.
So sign up now and show up at iBlog so you can see me make an ass out of myself!
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See you there!
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it was at iblog 2,just 2 months after I started my blog. I remember how thrilled I was that I actually met the big time bloggers. I felt like a fan. hehe.
noemi’s last blog post..Mom the Backseat Driver
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Hello. I don’t ask for buttsecks with any living creature the first chance I get. But I feel sorry I can’t come to this iBlog thing. :(
Steel’s last blog post..JUMPER in five painstaking minutes
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Steel said on March 26, 2008:
*cough*bullcrap*cough*
Iiiinteresting. I shall think about this. I’m a groupie of Jonas Diego, so yeah. *strokes goatee*
Baddie’s last blog post..My Stupid Bucket List
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See you there :)
Juned’s last blog post..Snaps from the River Crossing
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“I mean, definitely not as lame as this guy here, but lamezorz still.”
You are so mean. Hahaha.
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April 26… wait. Siguro I haven’t left the Philippines nang panahong iyon… am not sure. I want to attend… I want to attend… Wait… yes, I think Dad might fetch me later than that… geez…
Neil’s last blog post..LOLads
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Steel said on March 26, 2008:
Isn’t buttsecks like “hello” in Dubai?
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Ade said on March 26, 2008:
Oh.My.God. Now I remember why Pinoy have to wear their face hairs longer… Our prof in Broadcast Journalism even had a funny story about him getting chased by some horny security guard in… I forgot, [insert Malacanang in Saudi Arabia here.]
Neil’s last blog post..LOLads
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*Pinoys, I mean. Darn. Now I’m hesitant to go to Middle East.
Neil’s last blog post..LOLads
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I’m not going for the same reason (ok one of the reasons) I wasn’t allowed to study there: it’s too far away. Sigh.
On the other hand: “…how do you decrease the bounce rate on my blog? And is it true that your page rank directly correlates to the traffic you get?”
zzzz…I don’t feel like I’m missing out much. (Ann’s last blog post..(almost) Weekend Update
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ok stupid me I used ‘<’ and my comment got cut short.
Anyway, I was sourgraping^. :P
Ann’s last blog post..(almost) Weekend Update
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Ade said on March 26, 2008:
Now I’m hesitant to go to Middle East.
The Middle East will also be hesitant to let in wussy fags like you, wuss.
Oh. And for the record, I’ve had bushy broom facial hair since I was five.
Steel’s last blog post..JUMPER in five painstaking minutes
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Steel said on March 27, 2008:
This Steel, whatta snark. LULZ.
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Steel said on March 27, 2008:
The Middle East will also be hesitant to let in wussy fags like you, wuss.
Oh. And for the record, I’ve had bushy broom facial hair since I was five.
What.The… o_O they really do wussy fags like me?????!?! NO MIDDLE EAST! DELETE! CANCEL! ESC!
Neil’s last blog post..LOLads
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AMF. Ade, muntik na kong manalo sa Super Lotto 6/49 draw a wyl ago. Unfortunately, di ako tumaya. All the numbers…. ALL OF them… got in. But… but… eff. Hindi ako tumaya. hindi ako tumaya
Whatever. I don’t deserve it. There’s a good reason why I wasn’t able to patch in my ticket. And that is academics. Err… is it justifiable???
Neil’s last blog post..LOLads
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Ayyy… you won’t be listening to my talk about Blogging in the Boondocks? :(
Ria Jose’s last blog post..We loooves Google!
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Dammit, that’s my dad’s birthday.
Helga’s last blog post..STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS, SOME THINGS I MISS.
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Ria Jose said on March 27, 2008:
Crap. I knew I forgot someone. SRY?:(
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It sucks coz I’m gonna be away this April 12. All I thought the iBlog’s earlier. ARRRGH.
:d Anyway, I know you guys would post about it.
utakGAGO’s last blog post..Chopsuey.
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Woooooo. Can’t wait to see what happens. Hahaha.
Too bad, I won’t be back in Manila till August. April 27, I’ll be in the US of A, baby!! =)
April Zara’s last blog post..Protected: For old times? sake, Happy Birthday.
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Ade said on March 27, 2008:
LOL! See you! :)
Ria Jose’s last blog post..We loooves Google!
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LAMEcast followup?
I don’t mind. But don’t you think the Homesick Pinay has kinda ‘retired’ a little now. Hahaha.
April Zara’s last blog post..The Nine Important Words.
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So I signed up. Am I part of the cool kids now?
Pau’s last blog post..Prodigal Son
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Why wasn’t I invited to give a talk there??? Like hello, I can so totez talk about hooking up with random men through the intarblogzz! lol. Karlo told me about it. Not sure if I can come though…
FunnySexy’s last blog post..10 Things I Want to Do Before I Die
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Thanks Ade. I already registered last Sunday. See you there.
Tom’s last blog post..DirMania - Free web directory
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Went there. :D
Mikko’s last blog post..SPOT Pass: An Exclusive Blogger’s Tour Day 1
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