Oh, wow. Look at this. The new year is a few minutes away and we’re all busy and shit preparing for it. But I’m taking a break from the revelries to take the time and greet you all a happy… Read more ›
Yearly Archives: 2008
Happy New Year, Resolutions
The World has Always Been Crazy, We Just Don’t Notice It: Mayor Beats Up 56 Year Old Man and 14 Year Old Boy
I interrupt the retardery to bring you guys something really appaling. This is certainly something not everybody should go through, especially not during the Christmas season. 18 year-old Bambee dela Paz, student athlete, had gone through a horrible experience involving… Read more ›
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Merry Christmas!
Hey there guys! I’m taking a break from the retardery to wish you all a wonderful Christmas. May your holidays be filled with goodness and cheer and alcohol and sex and all that other Christmassy shit. Anyway, here’s a video… Read more ›
Re: Dear Santa
Dear Ade, I’m sorry if it took me two years to reply to that last letter you sent me. Thanks for asking about Rudolph, though. He got out of his coma quite quickly. In fact, he’s having great progress with… Read more ›
The Tale Of The Guy Who Tried to Outsmart Everyone in the Elevator
The scenario Lunchtime was just about over, and hordes of office drones are rushing to the elevator to get back to work (and by “work” I mean “surfing Friendster all day, looking for hot chicks to stalk”). People just want… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
