Yearly Archives: 2007

What Will Ade Eat? Vol. 1

Apple & Cranberry Munch More Muesli I was rummaging through the kitchen the other day for a quick snack when I saw this really weird bag sitting in one forgotten corner of a shelf. It’s called “Simply Cereal Apple & Cranberry Munch More Muesli”. As everyone who reads my blog knows, I am hopelessly out [...]

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Rock Star Existentialism

So we walked in the bar with absolutely no practice and no idea what will happen. My bandmates were quite apprehensive. “Ade”, one of them said. “What the hell are we doing here?” I reply with “We’re gonna play. Isn’t that what we’re here for?” “Yes dude I know that, but what are we here [...]

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Taxi Ride

Hailing the cab ME: I need to get to Ortigas. Fast. DRIVER: Okay. We’ll take EDSA? ME: Whichever way is faster is fine by me, but yes, EDSA sounds good. DRIVER: Well then, EDSA it is. Brace yourself– ME: HOLY FUCK DID YOU JUST GO FROM ZERO TO SIXTY IN FIVE SECONDS?! DRIVER: Actually… zero [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 8

NOTE: All editions of Down the Highway can be found here. Dear DtH, My emo band, “The Eye Liners“, broke up. This made me sad(der) because I seriously don’t know how to live without them. I swear, nobody can make me feel just as miserable as they do. They introduced me to the wonderful world [...]

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Congratulations! You Have Herpes!

You’re sitting in your doctor’s office. The cheerfulness of the receptionist, the sunlight streaming through the windows like some cheesy movie, and the general normalcy of it all does nothing to assuage the clammy feeling you have in your stomach. That feeling that you usually get before something bad happens, just like the time you [...]

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  • Hi, I’m Ade…

    ...and I don't know what I'm doing here.

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