Posts published during 2007

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Awesome blogger Toe posts her own best of 2006 list! Go! READ!

retroCRUSH’s 100 Most Annoying Things of 2006! I’d make a list like this if I only had the time.

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Troubleshooting Your Girl: When Women Go Shopping

This entry is part 4 of 5 in the series Troubleshooting Your Girl

“Oh my God! This dress is just so divine!!!”

This is the phrase that would make most men cringe with agony. You and your girl are on a date, debating the fine line between barbarism and justice with Saddam’s execution (something you know absolutely nothing about, but pretend to be a genius on so you can finally get laid) when you suddenly pass by Mango. And just like that, you are suddenly forgotten and suddenly the world seems to revolve around the amazingly overpriced jeans, shirts, fur coats, and other merchandise that they sell. But you’d suddenly make a rude reentry in her universe come payment time.

“Buy. It. For. Me. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?!”

The aftermath of said reentry in her universe would be:

So, how to avoid the dreaded shopping request?

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The Obligatory Best of 2006 Post

2006 was quite a year wasn’t it? I mean, it’s the year I started blogging seriously and look where it’s taken me.

By “where it’s taken me”, I mean a restraining order, pending libel lawsuit and a meeting with the office psychiatrist. Not to mention the fact that I’m out of the will and my family’s changing their last name out of shame. Because I’m messed-up like that, yo.

So how the hell did I end up this way? Well, mainly from these posts from 2006:

Posts that made people (most notably me) question my sanity:

How I helped men become chick-magnets:

I love movies. Very much.

My take on current issues:

Other questionable stuff that could get me fired:

Also, this is my blogging highlight of 2006.

So, what’s your favorite article? No, not from my blog, silly. From yours.