Yearly Archives: 2007

Ade’s Christmas Wish List 2007

I can’t believe that it’s almost December already. Soon enough, I’ll be braving the crowds (and possibly a knife between my ribs) to get gifts for my (alarmingly decreasing number of) friends and family (who apparently read my blog and are one step away from disowning me). The gifts, as always, will consist of these [...]

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Beowulf in 5 Minutes

      BEOWULF IN 5 MINUTES (SORRY)       INT. Heorot, ancient Denmark. Inside a great hall, where people are naked, getting drunk, having hot torrid sex, and acting like total douchebags. Yes, this is a children’s film. Enjoy.       KING HROTHGAR My dear Danes! Let us all get drunk, have [...]

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On Palm Readers and Other Sorcery

A few weeks ago, at The Mordo and Sexy Nomad’s awesomiffic Halloween Party, I had my palm read by Cheska. It was all going kind of nice and well, until she got to the obligatory “your life will be a total mess courtesy of some divine intervention but this sort of intervention is probably done [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 9

Dear DtH, I’ve been on a more-than-usual misery trip, and this led to me being depressed (more than usual) for quite some time, for no apparent reason. Okay, I actually ran out of black eyeliner, but do you really need a reason for misery? So yeah, I was feeling sulkier than usual. And since I’ve [...]

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Rejected Filipino Dubs: Harry Potter

    ‘Nak ng teteng naman itong buhay na to o!     Kamusta naman yon?      Ang hirap mag-aral, ang kulit ng kupal na Draco na yun, enlababo na ata sa akesh si Dobby, galit sa akesh si Snape, tapos eepal pa si Voldemort, nangangarap titigbakin ako–     Kamusta naman yon?      Nakakaloka! Incoming search terms [...]

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