Archive for December, 2007
The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Top Posts for 2007
Happy New Year everyone! 2007 has come and gone, and has assraped us all so awesomely.
Google Image Search result for “New Year”. Let the WTFs roll.
This year has like been the worst year of my life for reasons I can’t blog about lest this turns into a mushy emofest like LiveJournal. So instead I’ll distract [...]
On Fitting Rooms
I hate fitting rooms. It’s not really the happiest of experiences when you try to put on the, um, “hippest” clothes, only to find out in dismay that the clothes look horrible on you. And you’d have somebody waiting outside the dressing room, waiting for you to show them how you look.
You cower in one [...]
Merry Christmas!
At this time I am probably in a place where the internet is unheard of. I would be residing in a nipa hut and would be waiting silently until my colleagues have captured some wild boars. Later we shall feast on raw meat and wild berries while we do a rain dance. Hence, I posted [...]
Turning Heads
One of the biggest reasons why I bought an ASUS Eee (which I call “MacEnvy” because of its uncanny similarity with a MacBook) is the form factor. I mean, it’s so frigging small and cute that it’s a guaranteed chick magnet. Not unlike using a very cute baby to walk around the mall with, in [...]
An Open Letter to My Nose
Dear Nose,
So how are you doing? I sure hope that all is well and good, and that you and your family (that little thing we call the “respiratory system”) are doing great. I do my best to take care of you all by not smoking, trying hard to not breathe in pollution, and by not [...]


















