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‘Nak ng teteng naman itong buhay na to o!
Kamusta naman yon?
Ang hirap mag-aral, ang kulit ng kupal na Draco na yun, enlababo na ata sa akesh si Dobby, galit sa akesh si Snape, tapos eepal pa si Voldemort, nangangarap titigbakin ako–
Kamusta naman yon?
Nakakaloka!
Kamusta naman yon?
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Kamusta–
Ah, basta. Nagkakaleche-leche na ang buhay ko. Isa pa, seryoso, chuchumenelers na talaga ako ng tao.
Oi friendship! Press release ba itech? Anu nanamang ka-dramahan itez?
Oi Hermione! Mainit ulo ko. Wag ka munang ma-chenes. At baka–
O sige. Baka ano? Ikaw, minsan talaga, ang sarap mong kutusan–
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HUWAW.
OI! HARRY! OKAY KA LANG?!
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At bakit ka naman nakatingin na ganyan?
W-Wala lang. Ngayun ko lang kasi nakita na meron ka nang–
Meron nang ano?
Um, ano. Y-y-yuung–
Ano ngaaa? Amfefe ka naman oh, para kang churvalu. Sinisira mo biyuti ko, bakla.
B-basta… Ano, yung–
Phonyeta. Isa pa, jojombagin na talaga kitesh.
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Sabi ni Harry, meron ka na raw DYOGA!
Anak ng–
YONNAMAN!!11isa
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…Kamusta naman yon?
Also read:
- Rejected Filipino Dubs for Heroes
- Rejected Filipino Dubs for Grey’s Anatomy
- Rejected Filipino Dubs for 24
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Special thanks to Chris and Baddie for the swardspeak translation help. This Baddie character, what a faggie.
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28 Comments
Oh, stop trying to hide behind Baddie’s massive frame. We all know that this is how you REALLY talk.
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Mhmmm Dyoga pala yung tawag dun… hehe.
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Oo nga naman. Kamusta naman yon?
What a baklash this GAYde guy. LOLerskates.
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So…kamusta naman yon?! I have a feeling you talk that way in RL. :P
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[quote comment="87872"]Oh, stop trying to hide behind Baddie’s massive frame. We all know that this is how you REALLY talk.[/quote]
[quote comment="87959"]Oo nga naman. Kamusta naman yon?
What a baklash this GAYde guy. LOLerskates.[/quote]
[quote comment="87974"]So…kamusta naman yon?! I have a feeling you talk that way in RL. :P[/quote]
Would I need help in swardspeak translation if I can speak it IRL?
Assholes. I hate you all. :(
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I bet you just faked your ignorance regarding swardspeak so you can involve my name in this homosexual-ish post. I’m on to you, GAYdrian FAGnaye!
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dude, come out already. it’s not as if people still kill fags nowadays.
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@ Baddie: I’m pretty sure you’re behind this “Ade is ghey” conspiracy. Pekpek hands.
@ Keysi: Shut up, pussywhipped.
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…ummm.
Keribels lang ang churvakels.
Eew.
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Dyoga. Kamusta naman yon?
Damn, this is fo f*cken gay. More!
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LOL @ AMFEFE kamusta naman YOWN?! This is the first time Ive heard of it. Mga baklang toh!
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Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?
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[quote comment="88699"]Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?[/quote]
What the fuck is happening. I just committed the wrong grammar that I was thinking of while I was writing the comment above.
Kumusta naman yun?
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[quote comment="88323"]…ummm.
Keribels lang ang churvakels.
Eew.
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[quote comment="88357"]Dyoga. Kamusta naman yon?
Damn, this is fo f*cken gay. More![/quote]
[quote comment="88699"]Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?[/quote]
This is a blog entry filled to the brim with Hermione’s boobie pics. And you all go crazy over the gay lingo. WTF is wrong with you people?
Kamusta naman yown?
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masmaganda talaga pakinggan ang dyoga kay sa boobs o dede… dyoga… parang malaman talaga eh.. dyoga. dyooooga..
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seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.
heh heh.
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[quote comment="89101"]seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.
heh heh.
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!! this reminded me again of making love out of nothing at all…
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ADE: Fritzie dear, keri ko kaya mag-write write ng tagalog na itetch maski di ako jurunong mag-ispluk ng chenes itis?
FRITZ: …
There we go.
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[quote comment="89101"]seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.
heh heh.
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[quote comment="89496"]ADE: Fritzie dear, keri ko kaya mag-write write ng tagalog na itetch maski di ako jurunong mag-ispluk ng chenes itis?
FRITZ: …
There we go.
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I hate you all.
[quote comment="88970"]masmaganda talaga pakinggan ang dyoga kay sa boobs o dede… dyoga… parang malaman talaga eh.. dyoga. dyooooga..
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Look at mr_d, okay, he may have been overdosing on testosterone and wasn’t making much sense at the time he wrote this comment, but still he got what the entry was all about: boobs.
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Oh maybe your post aroused mr_d!
Wow, you must’ve studied a lot of Gay Lingo. :)) May chuchu whatever pa talagaaaaaaa. Haha.
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[quote comment="89625"]Oh maybe your post aroused mr_d![/quote]
I was hoping to turn GIRLS on, okay? Not mr_d. :(
[quote comment="89625"]Wow, you must’ve studied a lot of Gay Lingo. :)) May chuchu whatever pa talagaaaaaaa. Haha.[/quote]
I did my research. Srsly. And no comments from you, Baddie. You helped me translate this article.
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ei.. you don’t know me.. so my thoughts doesn’t count..just wanna say that after reading your entries… i just realized that you write and sound like my guy best friend.. only more gay. peace! ^_^
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[quote comment="89710"]ei.. you don’t know me.. so my thoughts doesn’t count..just wanna say that after reading your entries… i just realized that you write and sound like my guy best friend.. only more gay. peace! ^_^[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
:(
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LOL! that conversation was so gay!!! haha
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Chumochorva ka na pala ngayon, ade. Hahahaha! I thought the boobie thing would stand out the way it’s supposed to be. pero overwhelming parin your natural swardspeaking. Charos!
Hahahahah! ROFLMAO.
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Kung kausap ko to, kinutusan ko na na to.
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Hahahahahahaaha! Nakakaloka ito!!!
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