Harry    ‘Nak ng teteng naman itong buhay na to o!

Ron    Kamusta naman yon?

Harry     Ang hirap mag-aral, ang kulit ng kupal na Draco na yun, enlababo na ata sa akesh si Dobby, galit sa akesh si Snape, tapos eepal pa si Voldemort, nangangarap titigbakin ako–

Ron    Kamusta naman yon?

Harry     Nakakaloka!

Ron    Kamusta naman yon?

Harry    …

Ron    Kamusta–

Harry    Ah, basta. Nagkakaleche-leche na ang buhay ko. Isa pa, seryoso, chuchumenelers na talaga ako ng tao.

Hermione    Oi friendship! Press release ba itech? Anu nanamang ka-dramahan itez?

Harry    Oi Hermione! Mainit ulo ko. Wag ka munang ma-chenes. At baka–

Hermione    O sige. Baka ano? Ikaw, minsan talaga, ang sarap mong kutusan–

Harry    …

Hermione Boobs   

Harry    HUWAW.

Hermione Boobs    OI! HARRY! OKAY KA LANG?!

Harry    …

Hermione Boobs    At bakit ka naman nakatingin na ganyan?

Harry    W-Wala lang. Ngayun ko lang kasi nakita na meron ka nang–

Hermione Boobs    Meron nang ano?

Harry    Um, ano. Y-y-yuung–

Hermione Boobs    Ano ngaaa? Amfefe ka naman oh, para kang churvalu. Sinisira mo biyuti ko, bakla.

Harry    B-basta… Ano, yung–

Hermione Boobs    Phonyeta. Isa pa, jojombagin na talaga kitesh.

Harry    …

Ron    Sabi ni Harry, meron ka na raw DYOGA!

Harry    Anak ng–

Ron    YONNAMAN!!11isa

Hermione    …

Harry    …

Ron    …

Hermione    …

Harry    …

Ron    …Kamusta naman yon?
————-
Special thanks to Chris and Baddie for the swardspeak translation help. This Baddie character, what a faggie.

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40 comments to “Rejected Filipino Dubs: Harry Potter”

  1. Lauren says:

    Oh, stop trying to hide behind Baddie’s massive frame. We all know that this is how you REALLY talk.

    Lauren’s last blog post..Citizen Girl: Authors, Give Me My Money Back!

  2. Mon says:

    Mhmmm Dyoga pala yung tawag dun… hehe.

  3. Tesseract says:

    Oo nga naman. Kamusta naman yon?

    What a baklash this GAYde guy. LOLerskates.

    Tesseract’s last blog post..Wait.

  4. Juice says:

    So…kamusta naman yon?! I have a feeling you talk that way in RL. :P

    Juice’s last blog post..Three Things

  5. Ade says:

    [quote comment="87872"]Oh, stop trying to hide behind Baddie’s massive frame. We all know that this is how you REALLY talk.[/quote]

    [quote comment="87959"]Oo nga naman. Kamusta naman yon?

    What a baklash this GAYde guy. LOLerskates.[/quote]

    [quote comment="87974"]So…kamusta naman yon?! I have a feeling you talk that way in RL. :P[/quote]

    Would I need help in swardspeak translation if I can speak it IRL?

    Assholes. I hate you all. :(

  6. Baddie says:

    I bet you just faked your ignorance regarding swardspeak so you can involve my name in this homosexual-ish post. I’m on to you, GAYdrian FAGnaye!

    Baddie’s last blog post..TMB Slumbook Galore: Baddie.

  7. keysi says:

    dude, come out already. it’s not as if people still kill fags nowadays.

    keysi’s last blog post..Fast Foods, Malls, Jeepneys, and Trains are Full of Win!

  8. Ade says:

    @ Baddie: I’m pretty sure you’re behind this “Ade is ghey” conspiracy. Pekpek hands.

    @ Keysi: Shut up, pussywhipped.

    Ade’s last blog post..TMB Slumbook Galore: Ade.

  9. Helga says:

    …ummm.

    Keribels lang ang churvakels.

    Eew.

    Helga’s last blog post..MINI-PLAN.

  10. greyweed says:

    Dyoga. Kamusta naman yon?

    Damn, this is fo f*cken gay. More!

    greyweed’s last blog post..Ploy to Distract Myself

  11. alohapenny says:

    LOL @ AMFEFE kamusta naman YOWN?! This is the first time Ive heard of it. Mga baklang toh!

    alohapenny’s last blog post..Their Thoughts

  12. Jayvee says:

    Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?

    Jayvee’s last blog post..Life after the portals of college life.

  13. Jayvee says:

    [quote comment="88699"]Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?[/quote]

    What the fuck is happening. I just committed the wrong grammar that I was thinking of while I was writing the comment above.

    Kumusta naman yun?

    Jayvee’s last blog post..Life after the portals of college life.

  14. Ade says:

    [quote comment="88323"]…ummm.

    Keribels lang ang churvakels.

    Eew.

    [/quote]

    [quote comment="88357"]Dyoga. Kamusta naman yon?

    Damn, this is fo f*cken gay. More![/quote]

    [quote comment="88699"]Did Swardspeak originated from Tita Swarding?[/quote]

    This is a blog entry filled to the brim with Hermione’s boobie pics. And you all go crazy over the gay lingo. WTF is wrong with you people?

    Kamusta naman yown?

  15. mr_d says:

    masmaganda talaga pakinggan ang dyoga kay sa boobs o dede… dyoga… parang malaman talaga eh.. dyoga. dyooooga..

    mr_d’s last blog post..return

  16. seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.

    heh heh.

    the jester-in-exile’s last blog post..The Rant of The Jester-in-Exile, Part II: Pinoy Big Briber

  17. alohapenny says:

    [quote comment="89101"]seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.

    heh heh.
    [/quote]

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!! this reminded me again of making love out of nothing at all…

    alohapenny’s last blog post..Their Thoughts

  18. Fritz says:

    ADE: Fritzie dear, keri ko kaya mag-write write ng tagalog na itetch maski di ako jurunong mag-ispluk ng chenes itis?

    FRITZ: …

    There we go.

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  19. Ade says:

    [quote comment="89101"]seems to me, ade, that you’re no longer gay best friend only straight to these folks — you’re now gay best friend… only.

    heh heh.

    [/quote]

    [quote comment="89496"]ADE: Fritzie dear, keri ko kaya mag-write write ng tagalog na itetch maski di ako jurunong mag-ispluk ng chenes itis?

    FRITZ: …

    There we go.

    [/quote]

    I hate you all.

    [quote comment="88970"]masmaganda talaga pakinggan ang dyoga kay sa boobs o dede… dyoga… parang malaman talaga eh.. dyoga. dyooooga..

    [/quote]

    Look at mr_d, okay, he may have been overdosing on testosterone and wasn’t making much sense at the time he wrote this comment, but still he got what the entry was all about: boobs.

  20. utakGAGO says:

    Oh maybe your post aroused mr_d!

    Wow, you must’ve studied a lot of Gay Lingo. :)) May chuchu whatever pa talagaaaaaaa. Haha.

  21. Ade says:

    [quote comment="89625"]Oh maybe your post aroused mr_d![/quote]

    I was hoping to turn GIRLS on, okay? Not mr_d. :(

    [quote comment="89625"]Wow, you must’ve studied a lot of Gay Lingo. :)) May chuchu whatever pa talagaaaaaaa. Haha.[/quote]

    I did my research. Srsly. And no comments from you, Baddie. You helped me translate this article.

  22. ei.. you don’t know me.. so my thoughts doesn’t count..just wanna say that after reading your entries… i just realized that you write and sound like my guy best friend.. only more gay. peace! ^_^

  23. [quote comment="89710"]ei.. you don’t know me.. so my thoughts doesn’t count..just wanna say that after reading your entries… i just realized that you write and sound like my guy best friend.. only more gay. peace! ^_^[/quote]
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  24. Ade says:

    [quote comment="91012"]
    HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]

    :(

  25. Maki says:

    LOL! that conversation was so gay!!! haha

  26. Nwil says:

    Chumochorva ka na pala ngayon, ade. Hahahaha! I thought the boobie thing would stand out the way it’s supposed to be. pero overwhelming parin your natural swardspeaking. Charos!

    Hahahahah! ROFLMAO.

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  27. Euri says:

    Kamusta naman yon?

    Kung kausap ko to, kinutusan ko na na to.

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  28. toni says:

    Hahahahahahaaha! Nakakaloka ito!!!

    toni’s last blog post..?Point to the one that you like best??

  29. Asianpotter says:

    Im Asian Potter I go5t fired form retard mort school!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. pura says:

    ang galing mo magspluk ng baklese… betchay kez na-learn mo yan sa claret… choz…

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