Name: Ade Magnaye
Hometown: The Wonderful City of Quezon… City
Birthday: April 23
Zodiac Sign: Red Bull
Motto: Ang balat nito ay genuine, international pa ang mga design.
Describe yourself.
I’m Ade, TMB’s resident “guy everyone picks on and make fun of because he’s a fattie. And effeminate. No, not gay. Just gay enough.” Back when I was seven I stood on a stage in front of two hundred people and sang “Tomorrow” by Barbara Streisand. That scarred me for life, and now I can never ever see Barbara Streisand’s picture without going into an epileptic fit.
That’s probably the only memorable event from my childhood, because the rest is just a monotonous blur of school, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn, and my head being dunked into a toilet bowl.
Who was your first crush?
Back when I was in kindergarten, I used to have a crush on this girl who lived three houses away from me. She was around fifteen years older than me, and ugly as hell. I used to hide out behind the garbage can outside her house, ready to pounce on her with a handful of crushed tsoknat and a bouquet of wilted gumamelas. Last thing I heard, she got knocked up by a guy who looks just like her. Serves her right for calling the cops that one time. Okay, I had nothing else better to do. I was a kid, okay? Get off my back, you stuffy old crone with outdated norms.
Not my first crush
Define love
Love is that warm, sticky, mushy feeling your heart gets into. You become happy for an hour, a day, a week, a decade, and then the mush eventually drowns and painfully crushes your heart into a million little splinters. And yes, I know that was fucking emo. Try being the gay best friend only straight for a week. And try going to jail and getting restraining orders every single fucking time. Yes, jail. Try dropping your soap in the shower and you’ll get what “warm, sticky, mushy feeling” means.
Biggest Fear
Dogs. Yes. Fricking dogs. I hate dogs. With a passion. I hate the particularly small ones. What’re you saying? “What the fuck? Small dogs? This Ade guy, what a coward lolz”? The smaller dogs can jump between your legs and land a big hungry bite to your ‘nads.
Ouch.
I’m also afraid of seeing David Hasselhoff in a g-string bikini, but that’s another story altogether.
What do you want to do?
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you know my reaction already for this…
cheska’s last blog post..movies to watch
I swear I was expecting to read an “M2M” here, which was “many to mention” when I was younger but now has a totally different meaning for me…
FunnySexy’s last blog post..Rivermaya Bagong Liwanag
That picture was seriously disturbing. I don’t know why I ever clicked it. I’m gonna have nightmares.
Juice’s last blog post..The Little Break
I was (still) eating chocolate cookies when I clicked that fucking link to that… fuck… That’s totally fuckingly fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Guess I’ll be having more perturbing dreams these days… fuck you talaga, ade. Huhuhu…. nadidiri na ako sa inidoro namin… Huhuhuhuhuhuhu….
Neil’s last blog post..Mi Desktop. I mean, Mi Laptop. Whatevurr.
Too bad Ade, you’re afraid of small dogs when I was about to invite you over for the opening of my new blog, but my aunt has two bad-ass sith, I mean shit you, damn it! Shit-zu! There, shit-zu! My aunt has two bad-ass shit-zu’s just waiting to break loose from their cages and ” jump between your legs and land a big hungry bite to your ‘nads.”
Oh well, you could still visit my new blog once I made the announcement, and the tranquilizers wear off.
jhay’s last blog post..Expanding the memory of my SE K800i
Whattafattie.
Baddie’s last blog post..Slither, 30 Days of Night, and Lust, Caution
[quote comment="85945"]Whattafattie.
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Pekpek hands.
Hahaha freaky picture.
Hmm April 23? Mine’s on the 22nd. Does that explain the dog thingie? You not liking dogs; me liking dogs but them not liking me.
cyberpunk’s last blog post..How Do You Make Your Cup of Coffee?
good thing i know bettar than to click on Ade’s seemingly innocent links. LOL
keysi’s last blog post..Fast Foods, Malls, Jeepneys, and Trains are Full of Win!
I swear if you use pekpek again in any of your posts and comments, I’ma gonna sue you, ridnik! Wait, baddie has those? FTW?!
Fritz’s last blog post..My Disneyland Pics, Let Me Show U It
why the name “ADE” instead of “Adam” or something like that? lol :)
F1NCH’s last blog post..GoogleGangers
helo! im back from the dead! hope u enjoyed the short holiday! ^__^
sarah’s last blog post..warning: teaser pics flood ahead!
[quote comment="86905"]why the name “ADE” instead of “Adam” or something like that? lol :)
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Why, you got a problem with my name?
I have a small dog.
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! :o3 ho ho ho.
Donya Quixote’s last blog post..The Itchy and Scratchy Show
no i’m just asking boss ;)[quote comment="87441"][quote comment="86905"]why the name “ADE” instead of “Adam” or something like that? lol :)
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No I’m just asking boss ;)
F1NCH’s last blog post..Blow_Job_Girl
But isn’t you real name Gaydrian Fagnaye? :-?
Helga’s last blog post..MINI-PLAN.
[quote comment="87518"]I have a small dog.
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! :o3 ho ho ho.
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But I haves an allergenz!
lol..i really like the biggest fear pic…I love it.looks scary if you are on that pic.