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> <channel><title>Comments on: Gay Best Friend Only Straight: Progress Report</title> <atom:link href="http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report</link> <description>Your daily dose of retard &#124; Pinoy funny website full of funny articles, funny jokes, funny pictures, funny reviews, and a lot of other funny stuff.</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:59:39 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>By: darkcloud_zanya</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-133665</link> <dc:creator>darkcloud_zanya</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 05:40:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-133665</guid> <description>don&#039;t be mad, i&#039;m just expressing myself (i apologize to some men who will be offended in the following lines...)
i think it&#039;s a bad idea to start smoking and making it a habit - you&#039;re literally killing yourself...generally, we (women) don&#039;t like to talk or worst kiss a guy who is a smoker...MAJOR TURN OFF! especially when you smile then you have black teeth and the scent of tar and nicotine - utterly repulsive!
wearing a black leather jacket is cool! wearing shades is also cool! drinking concentrated alcohol is cool! but watch out, if you&#039;re thinking that if you have this kind of image, for the purpose to attract a woman to be your girlfriend...ahm...chances are slim...
think about it, why in the hell would we date a grim reaper? you&#039;re lifespan is quickly shortened to 10 years!
if you&#039;re thinking that doing this kind of things are good, please Lord God, you&#039;re going in the wrong direction!
be health conscious! i know were young and we should enjoy our youth to the fullest extent, but just think of the consequences you will soon be enjoying when you will be in your mid-40s or mid-60s...
if you&#039;re a heavy:
smoker           = lung cancer / laryngeal cancer / heart diseases
alcohol drinker = liver cirrhosis / colon cancer
both? think of the unlimited possibilities that will really do to your failing health...
don&#039;t look to desperate to find a girlfriend...
merely the act of desperation is in any way a TURN OFF to most women...except if she also has a thing for you...
don&#039;t pretend to be someone else that you&#039;re not....we, women, always love guys who are genuine - inside and out!
the best thing to do is just to be yourself! sweet, loving and caring...
i bet if you continue to be a darling you might hook up with the best hot &quot;woman&quot;
wishing you the best of luck! ^_^ </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>don&#039;t be mad, i&#039;m just expressing myself (i apologize to some men who will be offended in the following lines&#8230;)</p><p>i think it&#039;s a bad idea to start smoking and making it a habit &#8211; you&#039;re literally killing yourself&#8230;generally, we (women) don&#039;t like to talk or worst kiss a guy who is a smoker&#8230;MAJOR TURN OFF! especially when you smile then you have black teeth and the scent of tar and nicotine &#8211; utterly repulsive!</p><p>wearing a black leather jacket is cool! wearing shades is also cool! drinking concentrated alcohol is cool! but watch out, if you&#039;re thinking that if you have this kind of image, for the purpose to attract a woman to be your girlfriend&#8230;ahm&#8230;chances are slim&#8230;</p><p>think about it, why in the hell would we date a grim reaper? you&#039;re lifespan is quickly shortened to 10 years!</p><p>if you&#039;re thinking that doing this kind of things are good, please Lord God, you&#039;re going in the wrong direction!</p><p>be health conscious! i know were young and we should enjoy our youth to the fullest extent, but just think of the consequences you will soon be enjoying when you will be in your mid-40s or mid-60s&#8230;</p><p>if you&#039;re a heavy:</p><p>smoker           = lung cancer / laryngeal cancer / heart diseases</p><p>alcohol drinker = liver cirrhosis / colon cancer</p><p>both? think of the unlimited possibilities that will really do to your failing health&#8230;</p><p>don&#039;t look to desperate to find a girlfriend&#8230;</p><p>merely the act of desperation is in any way a TURN OFF to most women&#8230;except if she also has a thing for you&#8230;</p><p>don&#039;t pretend to be someone else that you&#039;re not&#8230;.we, women, always love guys who are genuine &#8211; inside and out!</p><p>the best thing to do is just to be yourself! sweet, loving and caring&#8230;</p><p>i bet if you continue to be a darling you might hook up with the best hot &quot;woman&quot;</p><p>wishing you the best of luck! ^_^</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: darkcloud_zanya</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-133664</link> <dc:creator>darkcloud_zanya</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 05:16:55 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-133664</guid> <description>i feel for you...you&#039;re definitely have been yearning to step up the friendship of one of your girlfriends into a &quot;real girlfriend&quot; of yours that will soon to be your lover...
i think you should be happy that you&#039;ve got something some guys are dying to have...
like the ability to attract the female human species to you without a sweat!
you&#039;re a natural! maybe because we, females, can feel that &quot;sincerity&quot; aura of yours so please don&#039;t be disappointed anymore...
but as what you&#039;ve shared to us, it&#039;s pretty obvious that you&#039;re totally pissed off why girls are not seeing you as a potential romantic interest also known as &quot;boyfriend/lover&quot;...
you know what, since we (females) flock to you - we are very much aware that you&#039;re a sensitive guy...
and that&#039;s a winner! sensitive guys are great because they are also great listeners (which is sadly the only trait we, females, are looking for in a &quot;decent&quot; man) but i don&#039;t mean to generalize the whole male human species out there!
i guess what you needed to do is to tell the girl you&#039;ve been crushing for and who knows, she may have been crushing on you too and has been waiting all this time for you to fucking tell her straight to her face!
(if she accepts your affection - i&#039;m in heaven!)
(if she rejects your affection - hello ticket to hell!)
regarding your sexual encounters, it all depends on the woman you want to get it on...
some women just wanted casual sex...
some wanted to have sex only to their boyfriends or to guys they &quot;like&quot; or strongly attracted to...
some women are plain nymphomaniacs who doesn&#039;t care a thing because they just want to release all the sexual tension deep inside or i don&#039;t know, maybe having sex is another way to be &quot;self-actualized&quot;...
(and then when she wakes up, why would she care to know that she just fucked a complete stranger like you in the first place???)
if you&#039;re barely trying to hold on to your losing grip of sanity because you&#039;re thinking why do i know these kind of &quot;girly stuff&quot; which makes you conclude that you might be GAY, which is CLEARLY NOT!
look, you&#039;re definitely not gay because you&#039;re definitely attracted to women - basically, your sexual orientation is indeed heterosexual, unless you want to experiment new things, encounters with the same sex...
all i can say is, don&#039;t lose faith in yourself! there will come a time that a woman will come to appreciate all of your characteristics - highly admire your own unique traits!
i know you will find her in due time  =)
you don&#039;t need to change to a &quot;macho image&quot; or &quot;bad boy image&quot;...
it&#039;s true chicks dig those kind of alpha male but a woman who is looking for a mature relationship will only look at decent guys whom they can see their &quot;future with you&quot;...so find that girl that can see her future in you - and while your at it, add marriage and having your own family =) </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i feel for you&#8230;you&#039;re definitely have been yearning to step up the friendship of one of your girlfriends into a &quot;real girlfriend&quot; of yours that will soon to be your lover&#8230;</p><p>i think you should be happy that you&#039;ve got something some guys are dying to have&#8230;</p><p>like the ability to attract the female human species to you without a sweat!</p><p>you&#039;re a natural! maybe because we, females, can feel that &quot;sincerity&quot; aura of yours so please don&#039;t be disappointed anymore&#8230;</p><p>but as what you&#039;ve shared to us, it&#039;s pretty obvious that you&#039;re totally pissed off why girls are not seeing you as a potential romantic interest also known as &quot;boyfriend/lover&quot;&#8230;</p><p>you know what, since we (females) flock to you &#8211; we are very much aware that you&#039;re a sensitive guy&#8230;</p><p>and that&#039;s a winner! sensitive guys are great because they are also great listeners (which is sadly the only trait we, females, are looking for in a &quot;decent&quot; man) but i don&#039;t mean to generalize the whole male human species out there!</p><p>i guess what you needed to do is to tell the girl you&#039;ve been crushing for and who knows, she may have been crushing on you too and has been waiting all this time for you to fucking tell her straight to her face!</p><p>(if she accepts your affection &#8211; i&#039;m in heaven!)</p><p>(if she rejects your affection &#8211; hello ticket to hell!)</p><p>regarding your sexual encounters, it all depends on the woman you want to get it on&#8230;</p><p>some women just wanted casual sex&#8230;</p><p>some wanted to have sex only to their boyfriends or to guys they &quot;like&quot; or strongly attracted to&#8230;</p><p>some women are plain nymphomaniacs who doesn&#039;t care a thing because they just want to release all the sexual tension deep inside or i don&#039;t know, maybe having sex is another way to be &quot;self-actualized&quot;&#8230;</p><p>(and then when she wakes up, why would she care to know that she just fucked a complete stranger like you in the first place???)</p><p>if you&#039;re barely trying to hold on to your losing grip of sanity because you&#039;re thinking why do i know these kind of &quot;girly stuff&quot; which makes you conclude that you might be GAY, which is CLEARLY NOT!</p><p>look, you&#039;re definitely not gay because you&#039;re definitely attracted to women &#8211; basically, your sexual orientation is indeed heterosexual, unless you want to experiment new things, encounters with the same sex&#8230;</p><p>all i can say is, don&#039;t lose faith in yourself! there will come a time that a woman will come to appreciate all of your characteristics &#8211; highly admire your own unique traits!</p><p>i know you will find her in due time  =)</p><p>you don&#039;t need to change to a &quot;macho image&quot; or &quot;bad boy image&quot;&#8230;</p><p>it&#039;s true chicks dig those kind of alpha male but a woman who is looking for a mature relationship will only look at decent guys whom they can see their &quot;future with you&quot;&#8230;so find that girl that can see her future in you &#8211; and while your at it, add marriage and having your own family =)</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: the jester-in-exile</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85678</link> <dc:creator>the jester-in-exile</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 22:50:04 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85678</guid> <description>don&#039;t diss the leathers, ade... a bike, a leather jacket, and a floppy hat, and one is set to go places!
(who&#039;m i kidding? chicks don&#039;t dig jesters either, even us biker ones. :D)
&lt;em&gt;the jester-in-exile&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheJournalOfTheJester-in-exile/~3/179175536/in-end-china-will-win-yes-this-saying.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;In the End, China Will Win (yes, this saying has had currency even among Pinoy manufacturing engineers)&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>don&#039;t diss the leathers, ade&#8230; a bike, a leather jacket, and a floppy hat, and one is set to go places!</p><p>(who&#039;m i kidding? chicks don&#039;t dig jesters either, even us biker ones. :D)</p><p><em>the jester-in-exile&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheJournalOfTheJester-in-exile/~3/179175536/in-end-china-will-win-yes-this-saying.html" rel="nofollow">In the End, China Will Win (yes, this saying has had currency even among Pinoy manufacturing engineers)</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ade</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85647</link> <dc:creator>Ade</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:37:44 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85647</guid> <description>[quote comment=&quot;85488&quot;]Hey! There are girls (like me) who are into boys-next-door.[/quote]
*pushes hair back, does a James-Dean-ish pose*
Erm, hi. What&#039;s a girl like you doing in a joint like this? </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[quote comment=&quot;85488&quot;]Hey! There are girls (like me) who are into boys-next-door.[/quote]</p><p>*pushes hair back, does a James-Dean-ish pose*</p><p>Erm, hi. What&#039;s a girl like you doing in a joint like this?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: FunnySexy</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85488</link> <dc:creator>FunnySexy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:30:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85488</guid> <description>Hey! There are girls (like me) who are into boys-next-door. And we also tend to love gays. But seeing that you&#039;re somewhere in between, iunno... Aren&#039;t you just happy you&#039;re of a different breed altogether? ^^
&lt;em&gt;FunnySexy&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://funnysexy.wordpress.com/2007/11/02/rivermaya-bagong-liwanag/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Rivermaya Bagong Liwanag&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! There are girls (like me) who are into boys-next-door. And we also tend to love gays. But seeing that you&#039;re somewhere in between, iunno&#8230; Aren&#039;t you just happy you&#039;re of a different breed altogether? ^^</p><p><em>FunnySexy&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://funnysexy.wordpress.com/2007/11/02/rivermaya-bagong-liwanag/" rel="nofollow">Rivermaya Bagong Liwanag</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ade</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85079</link> <dc:creator>Ade</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:43:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-85079</guid> <description>[quote comment=&quot;84437&quot;]not even a little progress?  at all?[/quote]
Sadly, none. *le sigh*
[quote comment=&quot;84673&quot;]HOW ABOUT WALKING AROUND PANTLESS AND PANTY-LESS WITH YOUR DICK SWINGING AROUND??? TAKE GINSENG FOR PERPETUAL ERECTION RAWK ON!!!!! RAKISTA NG MARIKININA!!![/quote]
Um, what?
[quote comment=&quot;84708&quot;]Thinking about going to the gym eh? Beware of the things that go bump in the shower rooms! :P[/quote]
In a shower room full of nekkid men, if the soap drops... Do. Not. Fucking. Pick. It. Up.
[quote comment=&quot;84747&quot;]Hmmm...here&#039;s something else you can do...
grow a bigger poypoy.
=P[/quote]
And I should avoid women with teeth were teeth shouldn&#039;t be. =P </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[quote comment=&quot;84437&quot;]not even a little progress?  at all?[/quote]</p><p>Sadly, none. *le sigh*</p><p>[quote comment=&quot;84673&quot;]HOW ABOUT WALKING AROUND PANTLESS AND PANTY-LESS WITH YOUR DICK SWINGING AROUND??? TAKE GINSENG FOR PERPETUAL ERECTION RAWK ON!!!!! RAKISTA NG MARIKININA!!![/quote]</p><p>Um, what?</p><p>[quote comment=&quot;84708&quot;]Thinking about going to the gym eh? Beware of the things that go bump in the shower rooms! :P[/quote]</p><p>In a shower room full of nekkid men, if the soap drops&#8230; Do. Not. Fucking. Pick. It. Up.</p><p>[quote comment=&quot;84747&quot;]Hmmm&#8230;here&#039;s something else you can do&#8230;</p><p>grow a bigger poypoy.</p><p>=P[/quote]</p><p>And I should avoid women with teeth were teeth shouldn&#039;t be. =P</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Sorsi</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84747</link> <dc:creator>Sorsi</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:53:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84747</guid> <description>Hmmm...here&#039;s something else you can do...
grow a bigger poypoy.
=P
&lt;em&gt;Sorsi&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thatgirlwasme.com/2007/10/31/everything-is-big-and-other-learnings/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;?Everything is Big!? and other learnings?&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230;here&#039;s something else you can do&#8230;</p><p>grow a bigger poypoy.</p><p>=P</p><p><em>Sorsi&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://www.thatgirlwasme.com/2007/10/31/everything-is-big-and-other-learnings/" rel="nofollow">?Everything is Big!? and other learnings?</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: cyberpunk</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84708</link> <dc:creator>cyberpunk</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:37:25 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84708</guid> <description>Thinking about going to the gym eh? Beware of the things that go bump in the shower rooms! :P
Btw, have you tried shaving your head? Some chicks dig that.
&lt;em&gt;cyberpunk&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CyberpunksSo-calledLife/~3/176837752/oh-no-not-cemetery-again.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Oh No, Not the Cemetery Again!&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thinking about going to the gym eh? Beware of the things that go bump in the shower rooms! :P</p><p>Btw, have you tried shaving your head? Some chicks dig that.</p><p><em>cyberpunk&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CyberpunksSo-calledLife/~3/176837752/oh-no-not-cemetery-again.html" rel="nofollow">Oh No, Not the Cemetery Again!</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Helga</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84675</link> <dc:creator>Helga</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:02:07 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84675</guid> <description>HOLY WOW THIS COMMENTLUV PLUG IN IS AWESOME!
&lt;em&gt;Helga&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/?p=259&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;MORE LANDLORD RANTING.&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOLY WOW THIS COMMENTLUV PLUG IN IS AWESOME!</p><p><em>Helga&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/?p=259" rel="nofollow">MORE LANDLORD RANTING.</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Helga</title><link>http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84673</link> <dc:creator>Helga</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:01:07 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/10/29/gay-best-friend-only-straight-progress-report/#comment-84673</guid> <description>HOW ABOUT WALKING AROUND PANTLESS AND PANTY-LESS WITH YOUR DICK SWINGING AROUND??? TAKE GINSENG FOR PERPETUAL ERECTION RAWK ON!!!!! RAKISTA NG MARIKININA!!!
&lt;em&gt;Helga&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/?p=259&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;MORE LANDLORD RANTING.&lt;/a&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOW ABOUT WALKING AROUND PANTLESS AND PANTY-LESS WITH YOUR DICK SWINGING AROUND??? TAKE GINSENG FOR PERPETUAL ERECTION RAWK ON!!!!! RAKISTA NG MARIKININA!!!</p><p><em>Helga&#039;s last blog post..</em><a href="http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/?p=259" rel="nofollow">MORE LANDLORD RANTING.</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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