I dunno about you ladies, but there’s this thing called “pride” that we men subscribe to. We don’t admit to feeling pain, even until you chop our arms off and lob off our legs with a broadsword. We’d still laugh… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: September 2007
LOL You Punch Like A Girl!
Posted in Personal
So You’re De-Evolving
Do you find that your facial hair is starting to spread past your face? Are your knuckles a few inches closer to the ground than normal? Do you feel like you’re spending more and more time climbing trees and throwing… Read more ›
Ade. Only Manlier. And Less Gay.
I was drinking with some of my friends the other day when the most depressing thing happens to me. You see, alcohol does the strangest things to one’s mind- a friend was telling everyone about his sexual escapades in vivid… Read more ›
Posted in Personal
What Will Ade Eat? Vol. 1
Apple & Cranberry Munch More Muesli I was rummaging through the kitchen the other day for a quick snack when I saw this really weird bag sitting in one forgotten corner of a shelf. It’s called “Simply Cereal Apple &… Read more ›
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Rock Star Existentialism
So we walked in the bar with absolutely no practice and no idea what will happen. My bandmates were quite apprehensive. “Ade”, one of them said. “What the hell are we doing here?” I reply with “We’re gonna play. Isn’t… Read more ›
Posted in Personal
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
