Archive for September, 2007
LOL You Punch Like A Girl!
I dunno about you ladies, but there’s this thing called “pride” that we men subscribe to. We don’t admit to feeling pain, even until you chop our arms off and lob off our legs with a broadsword. We’d still laugh in your face, and say threats like “You may have cut off my arms and [...]
So You’re De-Evolving
Do you find that your facial hair is starting to spread past your face? Are your knuckles a few inches closer to the ground than normal? Do you feel like you’re spending more and more time climbing trees and throwing feces at your friends?
Well these are the classic signs of what is known as [...]
Ade. Only Manlier. And Less Gay.
I was drinking with some of my friends the other day when the most depressing thing happens to me. You see, alcohol does the strangest things to one’s mind- a friend was telling everyone about his sexual escapades in vivid and uncomfortable detail (”Dude! Her nipples were the size of marbles! Marbles, I tells ya!”) [...]
What Will Ade Eat? Vol. 1
Apple & Cranberry Munch More Muesli
I was rummaging through the kitchen the other day for a quick snack when I saw this really weird bag sitting in one forgotten corner of a shelf. It’s called “Simply Cereal Apple & Cranberry Munch More Muesli”. As everyone who reads my blog knows, I am hopelessly out of [...]
Rock Star Existentialism
So we walked in the bar with absolutely no practice and no idea what will happen. My bandmates were quite apprehensive.
“Ade”, one of them said. “What the hell are we doing here?”
I reply with “We’re gonna play. Isn’t that what we’re here for?”
“Yes dude I know that, but what are we here for?” he counters.
“What [...]
