Archive | July, 2007

AdeCast NoisyCast, anyone?

30 Jul

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EDIT: I’m changing the name of the podcast from AdeCast to NoisyCast. It’s because NoisyCast sounds much, much, awesomer. And less gay.

As far as I could remember, I’ve always hated podcasts. When it first came out, I was like “What? Me, download mp3s of some guy rambling about stuff? Boor-ing.” Besides, I’ve got the shortest attention span on the blogosphere, so I usually space out when listening to Podcasts. Also, who the hell records his voice on his computer, uploads it on the internet, and makes the entire world listen to his horribly recorded audio file?

A bunch of self-centered geeks, that’s who. That’s why I’m perfect for it.


A typical AdeCast recording session

Anyway, I’ve got some plans for it already. I’m calling it the AdeCast, and I’ve got some friends (Nick, Noelle, Gen, Ingrid) who agreed to help out. Under threat of pain of course. How else could I get them to agree? (more…)

Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

27 Jul

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even!
– Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa


Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa

Okay, not really.

In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It At School”, and “Popular Fashion Model Maria Ozawa Nakadashi Raped for 20 Consecutive Times!”

Wholesome stuff indeed. In fact, when I get married and have a family, I’m gonna show that shit to the kids. Twice! (more…)

Facebook

25 Jul

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Adebus Dumbledork

24 Jul

My name is Adebus Dumbledork!

Buying Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

23 Jul

Harry PotterJust so you know, I am such a big Harry Potter nerd; in fact, I once considered having somebody carve a lightning-shaped wound on my “magic wand” with a razor, so I’d get the characteristically-shaped scar when it heals. I still can’t understand why she wouldn’t agree to that.

Also, I actually stayed offline the night before just to make sure I don’t get to read spoilers like Bellatrix kills Dobby on the interwebs, because I don’t like to have my reading experience ruined.

So I walked into Powerbooks Megamall last July 21, with the intent to purchase a copy of the much-awaited Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows. The lady at the door greeted me a good morning.

“Lord Voldemort does not wish to defile his pureblood self by mingling with filthy Muggles,” I replied.

She shot me a dirty look. Shoot dirty looks on your future ruler, eh?

I decided to let it go, in fact, I am not gonna waste an Avada Kedavra on her, the last thing I need is to have a flash of green light and a dead saleslady to have these nerds in Powerbooks panic all around and cause a stampede or something. I mean, nerd stampede. Ewww. So I keep my wand safely in my pocket protector and move on.

I couldn’t keep my excitement inside. I just had to tell somebody, anybody, how awesome I think this book is gonna get. I strike a conversation with the nice lady in front of me, who is wearing Griffyndor robes and seems to be fidgeting every five minutes. (more…)

Can’t Blog? Copy Somebody’s Work Yay! Yeah Whatev. You Suck.

18 Jul

UPDATE: He’s at it again. And this time, he’s decided to plagiarize not just me, but the entire Man Blog. You can help me take him down by flagging that bitch.

If you have noticed, I fail at updating this blog regularly mainly because coming up with stuff like this is hard. There’s only so much insult and humiliation I can put myself through without reducing myself to a sobbing ball of shivers. You’d usually catch me doing the fetal position in one corner and contemplating how much my life sucks and how I can further reduce my dignity and readers’ respect of me by writing how much misfortune I put myself in. Then I write about that particluar unfortunate event. It usually takes me a couple of days because iTunes is set to play “Sinabawang Gulay” on a loop and I couldn’t help but sing and dance along to it.

Hard work, I tell you.


Fig 1: How Hard Blogging Is

So imagine if you log on to the net and one day and you find out that somebody has copied your work, word by word, image by image, and passes it off as his own. (more…)

License

17 Jul

Let me reiterate. I have a Creative Commons License. You are not free to steal my work.

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