Before we go on with this Daily Dose of Retard, I suppose you’d also want to blog, or already currently blogging but you’re totally dissatisfied with your blog host. Well then, I suggest you head on over to I.Ph, the… Read more ›
Monthly Archives: June 2007
Inner Child Therapy: Welcome to the Blogosphere
Posted in Specials
Introspection: A Chat With My Inner Child
Funny thing about going through a lot of emoness and change: you tend to think more. Also, in thinking more, I tend to become less retarded and – dare I say it – introspective. So laugh at me all you… Read more ›
Posted in Specials
Block
I’ve been staring at this screen for four hours already, trying to write something. Anything. I just can’t.
Posted in Uncategorized
Herpesology
Herpesology! Jesus. H. Christ. Awesome work, Liz. Incoming search terms for this article: herpesology
Posted in Uncategorized
Ade: God’s Gift To Women
Being thrust into singlehood recently after two years of awesomeness, I started dating again. And here’s what I realized: I have no absofuckinglutely no idea how to deal with women. I can’t talk to them without the awkward moment of… Read more ›
Posted in Personal
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
