Too bad your incantations did not work. You should keep practicing. ;-D

I know this is fiction, but I want to share a non-fiction, true to life 'pen-ny' story.

I had this Cross pen years back, was given as present. It was plated with 18k yellow gold. I valued it so much. One time at a party, a friend asked me if I had a pen. Thinking she might not return it, I said I got none.

Then at one point, I had to write something. I took it out, careful not to be seen by my friend who was borrowing a pen earlier. Then there was some kind of 'pandemonium' at the party because an unexpected 'star' guest arrived. I got caught with my curiousity too, and I rushed to the front side of the hall, forgetting all about my pen on the table.

To cut this story short, I lost my 18k plated Cross ballpen because of my stupidity.[/quote]

I also have a friend who lost a Cross pen (I gave it to her). But 18k gold pen? Aw crap!

Thanks for visiting, BTW. :)

[quote comment="52101"]Bravo! Comedic Masterpiece! Hahahahaha! I am no comedian but I appreciate hilarity when I read it! You had me at werehamster! Hahaha! I was laughing throughout this post!

Will definitely be back for more!

P.S. Thanks for the visit![/quote]

You had me at hello! No, wait…

Will definitely be back for more!

P.S. Thanks for the visit!

I know this is fiction, but I want to share a non-fiction, true to life 'pen-ny' story.

I had this Cross pen years back, was given as present. It was plated with 18k yellow gold. I valued it so much. One time at a party, a friend asked me if I had a pen. Thinking she might not return it, I said I got none.

Then at one point, I had to write something. I took it out, careful not to be seen by my friend who was borrowing a pen earlier. Then there was some kind of 'pandemonium' at the party because an unexpected 'star' guest arrived. I got caught with my curiousity too, and I rushed to the front side of the hall, forgetting all about my pen on the table.

To cut this story short, I lost my 18k plated Cross ballpen because of my stupidity.

Err, what's Upside Down? Hindi ko yun alam. *out of this world*

looking forward to another retarded entry. :P

So I just whispered “This is not madness this is Spartaaaaaaaah” while smashing my officemate’s desk to bits.

hahaha classic! I did not read this in the man blog but glad I did here LOL thanks for making my day :D[/quote]

No prob! Thanks for dropping by!

[quote comment="51110"]Retard is right. But I like you, I shall be a loyal reader.:).[/quote]

ZOMG! Welcome, dear new loyal reader!

[quote comment="51162"]I hate

Why be a werehamster when you could be a werebunny?[/quote]

Because bunnies are teh GHEY!!111one

[quote comment="51207"]This might hurt, but I dont really care. When I read this over at TMB, I thought Adam wrote it.[/quote]

Well, I am hurt that you got the writing credits all wrong, but would that mean that my writing's that good now? OMG!

6Cycle Mind's Upside Down is just about the most irritating song on the radio today.[/quote]

Au contraire, mon'ami, nothing beats PRINSESA the bossa version, fucken 6cycleminddiediedie!!!

Why be a werehamster when you could be a werebunny?