Archive | June, 2007

Bullet in brain

29 Jun

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Man wakes up with a headache, finds bullet in his head. What. The. Fuck.

No Guilt For Selfishness

28 Jun

Prudence writes a great article, called “No Guilt For Selfishness”. Read it and think.

Optimus Prime Movie Toy

28 Jun

This is a frigging sweet toy.

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury? GEEKGASM.

27 Jun

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury? GEEKGASM.

100 Bloggers Taste of Asia

27 Jun

I’m going to 100 Bloggers Taste of Asia! Are you?

Sexy Mom is under attack

27 Jun

Sexy Mom is under attack. For using the word… sexy. Um, yeah. Way to go, prudish ignoramuses.

Ade Versus the Buffet Table

25 Jun

This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series The Fat Chronicles

I hate eat-all-you-cans, mainly because the prospect of having bottomless eats can be daunting for my plans to lose weight. Especially if I’m on the losing end of the weight-loss war and would like to win a small battle every now and then. So I try to avoid occasions that entail eating lots, making up excuses about saving an obscure country in Africa from the machinations of a tyrant or something like that. Whatever.

But it was my grandfather’s birthday last Sunday, and despite my protestations, I had to show up and wage another battle of wills against the buffet table.

So after making niceties with my relatives, I grab a plate and head off to the buffet table. The buffet table stares at me menacingly, and taunts me with cries of “You will never be able to resist my charms, you weak human glutton!”
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