Know Your Jologs: People Who Should Be Taken Out Of Their Misery
If you’ve noticed, most of the people I’ve dissed in my previous Know Your Jologs installations have been men. I’ve done that for two reasons– one, I really consider myself as a gentleman in real life and I would never try to piss off women and that carries off online but I’m really just a pussy; and two, the women I found are just too horrible and I wouldn’t want to inflict upon my awesome readers (yes, the both of you) the pain I suffered.
But then I realized that I am evil and shit and I do want to inflict lots of mental and bodily harm on you and I will just go on and post them anyway. Because I hate you like that.
Now since I’ll be dissing females in this edition of “Know Your Jologs”, to help me would be Liz who turned out to be just as awesome and retarded as any other male Man Blog Editor. Must be penis envy.
ADE: As you can see, this girl tried to show the world how awesome she is in giving blowjobs. She miserably failed to convince anyone.
LIZ: What the fuck is that? It looks too nice to know what a blow job is.
ADE: Either it’s a blowjob it was a little too hungry.
ADE: And ingested the nearest source of protein.
LIZ: So what happens when teeth are all thats left of it?
ADE: You know the fake teeth Joker wears in the first Batman movie? I guess that’s what happens.
LIZ: Dude i just came from a crap and I don’t know whether i should strangle you from where you work, but all this is making me feel horrible.
LIZ: Maybe I should try it? Eat myself?
LIZ: BUT ILL GET FUCKING FAT.
LIZ: Dilemma.
