Know Your Jologs: People Who Should Be Taken Out Of Their Misery
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If you’ve noticed, most of the people I’ve dissed in my previous Know Your Jologs installations have been men. I’ve done that for two reasons– one, I really consider myself as a gentleman in real life and I would never try to piss off women and that carries off online but I’m really just a pussy; and two, the women I found are just too horrible and I wouldn’t want to inflict upon my awesome readers (yes, the both of you) the pain I suffered.
But then I realized that I am evil and shit and I do want to inflict lots of mental and bodily harm on you and I will just go on and post them anyway. Because I hate you like that.
Now since I’ll be dissing females in this edition of “Know Your Jologs”, to help me would be Liz who turned out to be just as awesome and retarded as any other male Man Blog Editor. Must be penis envy.
ADE: As you can see, this girl tried to show the world how awesome she is in giving blowjobs. She miserably failed to convince anyone.
LIZ: What the fuck is that? It looks too nice to know what a blow job is.
ADE: Either it’s a blowjob it was a little too hungry.
ADE: And ingested the nearest source of protein.
LIZ: So what happens when teeth are all thats left of it?
ADE: You know the fake teeth Joker wears in the first Batman movie? I guess that’s what happens.
LIZ: Dude i just came from a crap and I don’t know whether i should strangle you from where you work, but all this is making me feel horrible.
LIZ: Maybe I should try it? Eat myself?
LIZ: BUT ILL GET FUCKING FAT.
LIZ: Dilemma.
ADE: Lookit that neck.
LIZ: You know dude, I feel for her. I’ve had that thingummy before.
LIZ: Its called skin asthma you insensitive moran.
ADE: I have skin asthma on my arms y’know, but my arms don’t look like they’re dismembered.
LIZ: Good point. maybe it’s make-up, do you think?
LIZ: These tacky studio pics, pfft.
ADE: Naaah. Methinks it’s a ghost.
ADE: Or Photoshop
ADE: She put on another head on that body
ADE: Maybe it’s really Antonio Trillanes hiding his MySpace from the world!
LIZ: But Antonio Trillianes has no innarnets in jail!
ADE: He has intarnets. In his mind! Didn’t you knoes? He is a mutants!
LIZ: He is not a mutants! He is a senatoriable! Moar fuckin disgusting that a fuckin mutant.
ADE: mutants = senatoriable >> what’s the fucking diffarents? They’re both spawns of a toxic spill.
LIZ: I SEE DIGS, MY DEAD CHIHUAHUA
ADE: Where? In the pink area?
LIZ: fucker in the face. in the face. digs used to give me the same look when he wanted a belly scratch, the gods rest his soul
ADE: I don’t want to give that thing a belly scratch
ADE: Who knows what I’ll get.
ADE: I’m too young to have herpes
LIZ: So what was that call about? When you were sobbing at 3 am in your boxers telling me your doctor confirmed you had syphilis?
ADE: Syphilis is not herpes.
ADE: Stupet.
LIZ: Same banana. you got it from a dick, same place where this girl got her STD.
ADE: Fuck you I told you never to tell anyone that.
LIZ: Well now that were having some closure with your audience, i in fact know who took this photo.
LIZ: You, fucker.
LIZ: I see tit.
ADE: I see a monster
LIZ: I never thought tits cans be so emo.
ADE: I never thought I’d see the day when tits can become an erection killer
LIZ: My dog’s tits look much more enchanting.
ADE: Hell, MY tits look more enchanting
LIZ: Really? Can you show them in the same pose? You know, so we can compare and shit!
ADE: I have a picture here somewhere. Wanna see? No? Fuck.
LIZ: WANNA SEE WANNA SEE!
LIZ: Unless its the one where you were with that other man behind you, naked. no. Not that one.
ADE: Then you saw it already.
LIZ: Then you need a new one. Can I take the pics?
LIZ: I’ll never let you live it down, friend.
ADE: Suicide break. brb
LIZ: OH FUCKER
LIZ: GOATSED
ADE: What the fuck is that… girl… chinese poodle doing?
LIZ: I remember you showing this to me while i was at work. Made me badly want to skin your hairy ass, with lemon juice to prevent infection.
LIZ: I say poodle.
ADE I say this is something you can look at and never go away scarred
ADE: Also, I think I found this thing under my sink last week
ADE: Was too scared to get rid of it
LIZ: I am duly scarred. can we get this over with so i can proceed to murder you?
LIZ: What the light from the camera flash didnt kill it?
ADE: Unfortunately, no.
ADE: But as you can see, the flash left a scar on its right shoulder
LIZ: Maybe it’s the hickey you gave it. I rather think it is, if you look closely.
ADE: Liz, dear, I would never even touch that thing with my dick, much less my lips.
LIZ: O RLY? Because I know for fact that all these horrible pics youve been trying to ruin my dinner with for the past hour or so are taken by you.
LIZ: In exchange for some steamy secks
ADE: Walang laglagan
ADE: Ganyan na pala eh
LIZ: Bakit ba ako ang pinili mo maging guinea pig!
LIZ: Putang ina mo, ang sakit na ng mata ko seryoso
Ok, now that you’ve been put through the torture of those horrendous pictures, I suggest that you stare at this so that you’d be able to live another day.
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I like girl 4’s tits. :)
I have the sudden urge to take down my primary pic in Friendster :/
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Scarred… I’m considering not taking off my contact lenses tonight and maybe wake up blind… and I fell for that last link…
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Why did I had to read this post? Now I have to go see my counselor again…LOL
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Oh gawd. Not the last photo. That was totally horrendous.
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Goddammit!!!! >_
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i guess girl #1 did not have her dinner or maybe she’s in carnival show?
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hahaha! that was awesome!
anyways, thanks bro for the bday greeting!
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Where do you find these things? Friendster? Hahahahahaha. I don’t know if I should laugh or be scared at # 3 and # 5 (though I’m leaning towards the latter for #5).
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You did it again. And this is the best so far.
I think the last girl is a Maxi Peel model.
(Di ko mapigil ang tawa ko pucha)
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The “this” link reminds me of the little patient’s puke last thursday. It was bloody, black puke. and the force of throwing up is the same as when you shoot water from a watergun.
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the last one reminds me of Little Bo Peep’s evil twin. The one that never made it to the nursery rhyme.
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Disturbing.
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thank god for slow intarnats, the link wasn’t able to load. i got to read the other victims posts.
thank you for your sacrifice.
god, the last girl is freaky.
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nde cla mukhang mga babae!! haha :P
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sooooo haawttttt LOL
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O_O
That’s all.
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girl in yellow’s scary. big time.
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anak ng…
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oh darn!!! this is a curse!!!
if all girls are like that, i can die now!!!
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oh fuck. lol
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Ade, where did you get these pics? You’re the master of catching these kinds of pictures.
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what the fuck said on May 8, 2007:
Finally somebody noticed that my eyes are bleeding like mad!!11
Jayvee said on May 11, 2007:
Dude, you have to surf teh innarnets. Look and be rewarded.
billycoy said on May 10, 2007:
Thankfully they’re not. But the good ones are taken though. BY ME!
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and i suddenly don’t wanna see tits for 24 hours.
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Ade, the last link, it was disgusting. Shit. I’m getting goosebumps. I want to kill myself. Shit. Give me valium!!!
Really.
Shit.
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Najo said on May 14, 2007:
My dear Najo, I think you have just been GOATSED!
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OMG. I thought dogs are cute. Ugh. I can’t take this anymore. I hate dogs! I hate dogs!
Oh… uh, I think I made a mistake. Is this Alpo? What are these dog pics doing in here? Oh! It’s ade! Nice dog show.
Lol.
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(*pukes very very baahd)
Yuck. Ang Sarap.
(*seizures)
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Hahaha. You guys are mean. And funny! I can’t believe i clicked the link at the bottom. Oww. My eyes!
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Oh man… Wrong! Just plain wrong.
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Good grief! God is good. He allows those people to exist so that we can feel better about ourselves! Lol!
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Thank you for the lulz. Ever victimized anyone with Hai2u? 8D
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this is tasteless and sick! don’t you have nothing better to do than make fun of these people just to get traffic?! these are real people. i did not find this funny at all… get a brain, dude! you’re shallow and inconsiderate. i am real sorry i clicked on your blog. i will now block this site from my browser. you’re more shameless than they are for posting this kind of blog.
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jason said on October 29, 2007:
LOL
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BWAHAHAHA! I tell you, we should find a store that sells brains. Decency too. LOL
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