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28 May

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I just came home from Cavite. Kick-ass photos are to be found here.

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Author Ade

On Fatherhood: I Would Totally Rock

24 May

To my adoring fans (yes, the both of you. Not you though, you’re a guy) who want to get impregnated by my awesome Ade Juice, now is not the right time for fatherhood for me, mainly because my idea of a good afternoon is sitting my fave couch, popping a Shrek DVD and wanking off to the voice of ~~Antonio Banderas~~ Cameron Diaz. Yes, I’m mature and ready like that.

But kids would be nice to have around. Someday. No, not those cyber babies Liz and I made on the TMB forum. Real kids. To give me and my imaginary future wife happiness. Kids to have around at dinner. Kids to have for dinner when we run out of food. Because dead babies are delicious. With ketchup.

Dead Babies are teh win!

However, I think I’ve been drinking too much beer (or frappes, whatever) lately, or maybe that ciggy (yes, just one. Pathetic, I knoes) that Penny Lane gave me two weeks ago doused my brain with too much nicotine, or maybe those Spill Canvas mp3s that Nikki gave me messed with my mind, but I suddenly have the illusion that someday, I’d make an awesome father.

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Author Ade

The God Fuse

22 May

The God Fuse: An interesting discussion on the atheist/theist debate. [Thanks Pau!]

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Author Ade

The Internets: The Man Blog Guide

19 May

Hello, traveller. I see you seek refuge in this here interweb-thingy we call a blog. you have been travelling long and hard in this long road of misinformation and porn repository called THE INTERNETS. Make yourself comfortable. Now, dear reader, let me tell you what the internets is all about.

Guess what site this kid is surfing

Origins: The Big Queef

Reenactment

The internets started when Al Gore queefed while taking a crap one day in the middle of the Monica Lewinsky scandal. He was on his laptop when he queefed. It shorted out the circuits in his laptop and gave him this page. He showed this to Bill Clinton, who was kinda pissed that Gore interrupted him in the middle of a make out session with Lewinski, but was so awed with the page that he declared that Al Gore invented the internets and that they should upload their porn collection into it. Gore’s porn collection later won an Oscar for best documentary.

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Categories The Man Blog
Author Ade

Crazy Monkey Girl!

15 May

So I already devoted a couple of posts to my awesome band, Crazy Monkey Girl, and I’m assuming that you’re tired of hearing about them already. (This is the part where you say no we’re not, please do tell us more)

You tired? Yes? K!

But since you’re fed up of my gushing about how awesome my band is, let this rockstar indulge himself and just piss you off one more time.

You know how awesome we are? We’re ABSOFUCKINGLUTLEY COCKSUCKING BRAINBLOWING NASTYMAN WONDERBOY MUCKY-MUCK AWESOME!

Crazy Monkey Girl? Hell yeah!

I just finished stalling. Here’s a video of the gig I talked about here. Took my bandmate ages to upload the video on his computer. Took me ages to edit the video as well. Procrastination rules, baby.

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