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Posts published during April, 2007
I’m actually nominated for the Digital Filipino Web Awards and I didn’t know. Awesome!
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April 17, 2007
An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT
Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT,
I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks.
Why the hell do you think that rubbing your hand against my bird is such a good thing? I know it’s pretty crowded and all and I know that you may have a thing for public secks, but geez, that’s just plain gross. Haven’t you already taken a hint when I pushed your hand away and moved two inches back? You really had to move closer to me everytime I move away. And is “back off, buddy” Greek to you? Do I have to speak fag so you’d understand me?
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