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By Ade | April 24, 2007

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So I spent my 24th birthday yesterday, and contrary to popular belief, I did not spend it in a bar overflowing with alcohol and with wild and willing half-dressed women swaying wildly to Rod Stewart’s “Hot Legs” to excite my overly drunk friends. As awesome as that mental picture is, that did not happen. I, however, blew 600 bucks for assloads of pizza that tasted like cardboard.

Anyway, I spent half of my day doing what I usually do: going online and pissing the hell off Mikey “Fucking” Villar, flooding his YM with stuff like “YOU STUPET MAKE AN ATROCITIES ALREADY YOU FAGGORT”. And totally ignoring his replies of “Fuck you man I’m busy pretending to be working and sex chatting with Helga why don’t you just curl up and die already you sneaky snake.”

Yeah I live an exciting life like that.

Ah, yes, I also spent the second half of my day running around The Block with Nikki. But I shall not bore you with the details of that date, because this isn’t Live Journal and all. I just wanna say I had the best birthday gift of ‘em all:

The card, not Nikki.

In fact, this birthday is so awesome I give it a rating of 5 Devil David Hasselhoffs trying to win my soul for some pizza:

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25 Comments

Jee

Posted April 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

Happy birthday Ade.

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jhay

Posted April 24, 2007 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

Whoah! happy birthday dude! :D

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karla

Posted April 24, 2007 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

haha.. kulit.. kool aid :D

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vearrto

Posted April 25, 2007 at 5:52 am | Permalink

mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang

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Gean

Posted April 25, 2007 at 8:57 am | Permalink

Belated happy birthday Ade! :)

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benj

Posted April 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

Did you handpick your H-date banner? Herpes dating! haha. Good one.

Happy Birthday.

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arvin

Posted April 25, 2007 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

yeah oo nga, san mo napulot un? ang wirdo nung banner, herpes-dating..

belated happy birthday to you!

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mari_elle

Posted April 25, 2007 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?

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Ade

Posted April 25, 2007 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

[quote comment="35354"]mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang[/quote]

Whatever, man. if you don’t like my blog, you can fuck off.

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Ade

Posted April 26, 2007 at 8:42 am | Permalink

[quote comment="35493"]Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?[/quote]

Ah. Jugno’s Monster Pizza.

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helga

Posted April 26, 2007 at 9:10 am | Permalink

Yay, Dowmeng has a blog, yay. And I dont know why they do, but I start calling you Sneaky Snake, too. You faggort.

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Noelle

Posted April 26, 2007 at 10:12 am | Permalink

Happy Birthday! Don’t let the hat0rs and the spamm0rs getcha down. Sneaky Snake FTW!

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keysi

Posted April 26, 2007 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

yellow cab pizza? was it? lol. cardboard pizza. hemingways, happy birthday man!

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Jaypee

Posted April 27, 2007 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

Belated Happy Birthday Ade! Better late than never right? Hehe :D

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manilenya

Posted April 27, 2007 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

belated happy birthday Ade :)

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xtina

Posted April 28, 2007 at 10:37 am | Permalink

Belated Happy Beerday! :)

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Shari

Posted April 29, 2007 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

Belated. Now where’s the booze? :p

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Bob

Posted April 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

Belated Happy Ade’s Day!

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Euri

Posted April 30, 2007 at 9:47 am | Permalink

Yo! Belated happy birthday! =3

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jepoy

Posted April 30, 2007 at 10:44 am | Permalink

belated happy beeeday :~)

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julsitos

Posted May 1, 2007 at 6:34 am | Permalink

hey hey happy bday ade

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fruityoaty

Posted May 2, 2007 at 4:54 am | Permalink

Happy belated birthday. I have tried to convince myself for several years that I had never seen one episode of Bay Watch (yes, I only saw ONE, honestly)… and now… you… remind me of my one hour of shame.

Gotta gouge out my eyes now and drink some beer.

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Richmond

Posted May 2, 2007 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

I can feel how happy you are. Happy Bday! (you are only 24? i thought you’re on your thirties)

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mitch

Posted May 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

hey Happy Birthday! :)

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ChrisH

Posted May 3, 2007 at 11:53 am | Permalink

happy birthday, ade!! :D

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